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Roll Clones

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@AdamSchefter @SethWickersham

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@ForePlayPod Good tweet

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@Royals Clown owned and clown run organization. Do something, literally anything

[Tommo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @LUFC1992_v2]

Kansas City barbecue was IMMENSE!

Burnt ends, hickory smoked beans and corn (and half of Mrs T’s ribs) 🤤

We head to Texas on Friday, not sure they can top this… 🤔

@jackstackbbq

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Football Analysis @FBallAnalysisYT]

“He gets out of jail next week”

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

A.J. BROWN

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@RiggsBarstool @royalportrush Agree👍

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@SmylieKaufman10 The Tron Carter™️

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@nmaloney27 @JMannsTakes You can have him

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@GoodmanHoops So he would have to choose a school if he withdraws from the NBA Draft? You serious?

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@nmaloney27 @samurai_hoops MC14 👀

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@DanWolken 🤡

[Red Suit Farmer @Ryanwoeb]

1,128” TV for sale. Serious inquiries only. Call for Price.

[Zirksee🍽️ @Zirksee]

Romeo Doubs on the Patriots

[Curtis Rogers @AKidFromKent]

Never one to give ASU credit for anything but hitting the smoke machine on Bill Self after he���s been ejected is incredible work by that arena worker

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@nmaloney27 @sportswithben1 @franfraschilla #rude

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@midmajortapes Today I learned Bryn Forbes was at a school before he went to MSU

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@lilrocketnasa @Pooshdaddy

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@AdamSchefter Ah yes! Victory lapping on behalf of the owners who can’t handle being called out. Silencing transparency is incredibly lame. Good win, NFL and NFL owners! Fantastic stuff