Emma K. Wallace

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[Shaun the Sheep @DougLangholf]

@RetroNewsNow The hotel scene is hilarious...the Hansons brought their slot cars....

[Emma K. Wallace @EKWallaceWrites]

@Milajoy No. Not because of Charlie. Because of Jesus.

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@JaseP777 @OliLondonTV lol don't make a show of it. Meanwhile at those "other" "churches"

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@ADRWC Lola checking on her apo.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho You must be new to Oceanside. And GTFO off my roof.

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Hubbell is trending today and I can't stand it. Robert Redford was SOLID GOLD in The Way We Were and so many other great films.

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I should add that now that school is back in session, the pool is empty. It's just me and my perimenopausal energy and his firefighter with a mustache and floaty life preserver thing energy. What a time to be a mermaid.

[Emma K. Wallace @EKWallaceWrites]

I started daily swimming early mornings like a sad chubby protagonist of popular fiction. I wear the cap, the goggles, the modest one piece. The sexy lifeguard watches me. We're both silent. Today he smiled and said, "looking strong" I am in a storybook now.

[Deep Messages @TextDeep1]

Playing dumb to protect your energy is self-care.

[Emma K. Wallace @EKWallaceWrites]

As the nation's literacy rates decline, I am reminded of a meme I saw about 6 years ago that made me laugh so much. I can't find it but let me write out the meme for you:

"Everyone is gangster until they are asked to read out loud."

MAKE STUDENTS READ OUT LOUD!

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@YourAnonCentral Please screenshot the part where trump is staring at the one guys wig.

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@FocusFeatures You know I'm gonna watch the shit out of this and understand nothing.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This is Ryan Griffin.

He's a barber who gives a $2 discount to kids if they read a book aloud at his barbershops in Michigan while he gives them haircuts in order to encourage their love of reading.

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@GovPressOffice If In-N-Out is our state's selling point, we really are in trouble. Get a grip.

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@CatholicVote @Apple I remember watching the show and liking it *enough * and when this scene played, I cringed and looked away, got a snack. It was awful.

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Kingpin is such a gem.

[Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK]

Nothing remotely respectful ever seems to follow someone saying "with all due respect"

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Can anyone suggest ROMCOM that isn't cringe? Cringe = peak hallmark or "gross funny girl" gets a prince #indie #romcom #writing #WIP

[Emma K. Wallace @EKWallaceWrites]

Hey everyone. What's new? Just kidding. But in this moment, I am grateful we had Brian Wilson to craft masterpieces for us to enjoy. Right now, I am back at the writing with this in the background. https://t.co/tloqhzHG2E