Esau Kalemba

GOD believer..Video Editor,TV Producer and a businessman....

[Esau Kalemba @EKalemba]

Bone thugs all the way...

[Esau Kalemba @EKalemba]

@JHBWater Why don’t you guys contact the genius who forgot to turn on the valve and check whether the Northgate valve is open?

[Esau Kalemba @EKalemba]

@JHBWater You idiots don’t even reply to customers’ queries! Day 5 without water in Northgate and the surrounding areas as I type this. Zero fucks given from your end!#noservice

[Esau Kalemba @EKalemba]

@THEDEVCHEV But this doesn’t help with anything, given the fact that this is now day 4 without a single drop of water. People want to know the ETA and what is actually happening?

[Esau Kalemba @EKalemba]

@JHBWater Northgate has had no water for almost half of this month, will you guys pay for it this month end???

[Esau Kalemba @EKalemba]

@JHBWater Day 3 in Northgate without 💦💦💦..Are you guys still fault finding? 😂.

[Esau Kalemba @EKalemba]

@KFCSA But you’re still charging a delivery fee after the order has already been completed? What economic sense does this make? I’ll stick to Uber Eats and McDonald’s. They’re not out here trying to scam customers the way you guys are.

[Esau Kalemba @EKalemba]

@JHBWater No water in Northgate and yet you are done with the so-called repairs.

[Esau Kalemba @EKalemba]

@CityPowerJhb No power in Northgate, oh well!It has been gone since 12.

[Esau Kalemba @EKalemba]

@CityPowerJhb Northgate The Aura, electricity dololo!CityNoPower it has been restored.

[Esau Kalemba @EKalemba]

@JHBWater No water in Northgate again!Like WTF!

[Esau Kalemba @EKalemba]

@JHBWater This is a tomorrow problem. At 4pm , the team encountered more issues, and they have advised that they will need to work overnight. It’s a shame that the people actually doing the work report to idiots!

[Esau Kalemba @EKalemba]

@JHBWater With a 99% failure rate! But let me not jinx it. 😅

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@JHBWater And apparently, they still haven’t appointed a contractor yet. Let’s brace ourselves for three days without water! 😭

[Esau Kalemba @EKalemba]

@JHBWater This is pure BS! There's no one on site!!Just pure lies and zero accountability.

[Esau Kalemba @EKalemba]

@CityPowerJhb @zsne1289 Day three!no power in Northgate!updates will provided as they become available.Really?

[Esau Kalemba @EKalemba]

@willempet @elonmusk No one in this country pays this much just for internet. I’m literally sending this tweet from the same so-called ‘rural area’ where there’s supposedly no internet. Apparently, we survive on vibes and carrier pigeons.

[Esau Kalemba @EKalemba]

@AmstelSA Hi, What time are the winners receiving their tickets from the Amstel competition for tomorrow’s derby? We were told the tickets would be emailed today, but dololo!

[Esau Kalemba @EKalemba]

@sa_lottery You guys are incompetent when it comes to verifying documents. Something that takes a couple of minutes is taking you weeks. Why?

[Esau Kalemba @EKalemba]

@RomlettClips This is South Africa not Nigeria!How ignorant are you?