camila

you're in my blood, you're in my veins, you're in my head

[halsey @halsey]

a partner who accepts you for who you are, is patient and understanding with all your evolutions, but politely encourages your authenticity because they know the most uncensored version of you and they want you to retain it. that’s it. that’s the tweet.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

Honoured and very grateful for this nomination ❤️

[angel baby @unwh0retunate]

me on ellen

ellen: so i hear u have abandonment issues

me: ya

*ellen walks off stage*

me, tearing up: omg ellen u didnt :(

[Alexander Jr. @ItsAlexJackson]

being gay in real life is not fun as it is on twitter

[28 @soliddev_]

This nigga started throwing rice at everybody and played it so smooth 😂😂😂😂

[The Velvet Relic @TheVelvetRelic]

Ah yes, the 15 year old virgin boys trying to decide what I, a woman, should do with my body. CLASSIC

[Alexander Jr. @ItsAlexJackson]

homophobes: being gay is a sin. you'll burn in hell for eternity

gays:

[Alexander Jr. @ItsAlexJackson]

straight people: gay people are forcing their sexuality onto their children.

straight people, to a 5 year old boy talking to a girl: IS THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

this is american history

[DRACO ☆ @_ayosworldd]

When you bite into a Krispy Kreme glazed donut

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me attempting to parallel park with all the cars around me watching

[Sanz @sahnz]

Oh shit i shouldnt have woke him up

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

*at a party*

me: *screaming over the music* DO U HAVE A RECYCLIG BIN???