𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ

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[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗼 𝗳𝗲𝘄
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 —
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 , 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 ;
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝘄.

[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

i am so lost .

WHO GOES THERE — ( 🗡️ )

[𝐍𝐎𝐓 the “𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐄𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫” @VoracitysNo1]

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⠀⠀⠀𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄

⠀⠀⠀ 𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄
⠀⠀⠀𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖 𝐎𝐅 𝐎𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐍

⠀⠀⠀ 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐒𝐇

⠀⠀⠀𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙀𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙑𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨

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[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

“HEY?! Since when do golf balls DODGE?! This is completely unsportsmanlike! I was meant to send you aaaaaaaaaall the way to the tavern! They’re missing a goon for a brawl, and you’ll do!”

[Argenti @Garden0fVirtue]

He watches, completely innocently, until the club sort of swings his way and he ducks quickly.

!!!!

[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

Wiggling hips, tilting her head… she’s lining up a swing.

… wait a minute …

THWACK.

[Argenti @Garden0fVirtue]

Oh, it was quite an amazing piece but... he wondered what it was for.

[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

Producing an unusually long golf club.

[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

YOUUUUUU… SWORD — FRAUD ‼️‼️

[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

It’s pride month, my fellow fools.

You know what that means.

[𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 @trailtothestars]

ㅤ

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ( temp. pin )

ㅤ

[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

MY MONTH HAS ARRIVED ‼️

[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

My power EMANATES ‼️‼️‼️

[‍‎ ‎ ‍‎ ‍ 𝓛A𝐃Y DE̲A̲TH 。 @wiltingoddess]

‍
‍ ‍ 𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐄 from y𝐨ur 𝓬oco̲o̲n ━━━━ 𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 ❛ n𝐞w 𝖑𝖎fe ❜ 、 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐥ux 。‍ 𝐌ay 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 pr̲o̲t𝐞𝐜t us .ᐟ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍
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[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

I am the undisputed GOAT of the masterless blade form, doing the fishstick, rhubarb picking, AND basketball.

[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

THE MAN KNOWN AS BLADE IS NOT A SWORDSMAN. He’s a SWING MERCHANT. He has to PAY THE PRICE because he has NO aptitude. I would ALSO seek death if I was that poor with a sword! The agenda CONTINUES.

[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

Pinwheeling through the room, hitting her wardrobe door and crumpling to the floor. She does not move. Oh, dear…

[MARCHIE ༉୧ ​ ​​ ​ ​​ ❄️ .ᐟ @PHO7OFLASH]

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THROWING THE BLANKETS OVER HER HEAD.
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[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

- but when she puffed through it, only bubbles came out…

[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

“I recall…”

She started, outraged, before she stopped, rubbing the chin of her mask.

“Oh… confound it. It seems my memory maladies have maligned my mission on your mocolotive of mayhem. I must consider this more closely…”

A smoking pipe emerged from her coat, -

[MARCHIE ༉୧ ​ ​​ ​ ​​ ❄️ .ᐟ @PHO7OFLASH]

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"like WHEN?"

swatting her raised finger! another huff. ugh, it's hard leaning back like this. it's hard even following her train of thought!

...maybe it's best to play along. "actually, today's, uhm... CLEANING day. did you clean up your place? did you??"
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