Cxld

[𖣂 @mannyyszn]

girls be like “he’s just a friend” and it’s a guy she already fucked

[Cxld @ELENDER19]

We're working on a native PC port of God of War II, statically recompiling the PS2 game with PS2Recomp.

Early days, but it already boots, saves and runs at 44–60 FPS in the first area.

Open source, contributions welcome: https://t.co/SMVU1lIFZi

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Watching a data center burn to the ground might be the highlight of our year

[ɩຕᥒotᥲꙆᥱxx ₊˚⊹♡ @_imnotalexx]

gorda tengo la verga, Lo unico de gorda que tiene Karina son las tetas, coreano hijo de puta mejor di que te gusta el pene

[Java🇺🇸☕️ @javascroll]

Preferring small breasts is a sign of high IQ

[Kosmo @kasmosd1]

POTTER!

YOU ABSOLUTE UNHINGED LUNATIC!

I ALMOST SUFFERED A CATASTROPHIC CARDIOVASCULAR EVENT AT THE HEAD TABLE!

WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH DID YOU DO TO MALFOID?!

ORIENTAL NEKOMIMI TRANSMUTATION MAGIC WAS BANNED BY THE INTERNATIONAL STATUTE OF WIZARDING SECRECY IN 1692 FOR A VERY SPECIFIC REASON, YOUNG MAN!

IT IS A BIO-MAGICAL HAZARD!

IT IS WEAPONIZED PURITY!

IT IS OBJECTIVELY TOO CUTE FOR MORTAL MINDS TO WITNESS!

LOOK AT HER!

SHE IS CROUCHED ON TOP OF A DESK IN DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS!

SHE HAS TWO FLUFFY WHITE CAT EARS TWITCHING ON HER HEAD!

SHE HAS A MATCHING TAIL SWISHING AGAINST HER SLYTHERIN PLEATED SKIRT!

SHE TRIED TO THREATEN YOU WITH HER FATHER, BUT INSTEAD OF A SNEER, SHE ACCIDENTALLY LET OUT A HIGH-PITCHED HISS AND BEGAN CLEANING HER WRIST WITH HER TONGUE!

HALF THE RAVENCLAW BOYS ARE BLEEDING DIRECTLY FROM THEIR NOSES!

SEVERUS SNAPE TRIED TO INTERVENE, BUT SHE SWATTED AT HIS CLOAK STRINGS AND HE COLLAPSED INTO A CHAIR QUESTIONING FORTY YEARS OF DARK ARTS PURSUIT!

EVEN LUCIUS SENT A HOWLER THAT JUST SAID "PURR" BEFORE SELF-DESTRUCTING INTO GLITTER!

I AM NOT MERELY AWARDING POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!

POINTS ARE AN INSULT TO THIS LEVEL OF STRATEGIC VICTORY!

I HEREBY DECLARE GRYFFINDOR THE UNDISPUTED HOUSE CUP CHAMPION FOR THE NEXT TEN CONSECUTIVE YEARS IN ADVANCE!

CANCEL THE QUIDDITCH SEASON!

SEAL THE HOURGLASSES!

[Sneeze @v3nxs1x]

life is a blowjob and i’m getting straight teeth rn

[Doggie @DasherDoggie]

GRIEF VERIFIED // 2+ YEARS, 436K ATTEMPTS. A NEW ERA OF GEOMETRY DASH. 💜💛

[autistic twink @fondo_kirara]

te gusta puta?te gusta como respeto tus límites?te gusta como pido consentimiento putita?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Room empties out at the UN as Netanyahu begins his speech.

[Ya era cabros @yaeracabros]

ojalá se hagan recagar a adobe, empresa ql nefasta

[ela ;p @torturetopia]

hola nena déjame hacer el sixseven con tus tetas

enviar

[Walter 🌹 @retlaw1016]

Holy shit.

[Ezequiel @ezequieldecarp]

seré un alcoholico, ludópata y drogadicto pero jamás me descargué tinder

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.