E.L. Howe

Idiot

[brent 🌹🗽 @BrentInQueens]

Leftists who shit on Zohran and AOC are really missing the forest for the trees imo.

They are normalizing left-wing politics in real-time, making your own views far more palatable than they were yesterday.

They are helping your cause whether you realize it or not!

[Wish @WolfDrinksTea]

Sorry but nobody ever funko-popped up a school

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

rare photo of the millennial hand heart and the gen z hand heart coexisting peacefully

[drew @hydratedangel]

girl they sell guns at walmart

[bree 🇵🇸 @fontainesyaoi]

i’m sorry but vaping is so lame …. like at least smoking looks hot…. with vaping you’re getting a nicotine addiction and you look like a loser lol

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

I hate straight halloween what do you mean you dressed up as a bee and your boyfriend didn’t wear a costume and you’ve been secretly really upset that he didn’t dress up and now you’ve both had 3 drinks and you’re fighting in front of everyone at the bar and it’s so uncomfortable

[argumentative antithetical dream girl @dvrcys]

gay teenagers with their favorite english teacher

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Whoever decided this iPhone emoji should be half cut-off is honestly the greatest artistic genius of our time

[mattparlmer 🪐 🌷 @mattparlmer]

We find all these human remains in caves, therefore early humans must have live primarily in caves

[Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive]

We now have pictures of Noah Kahan, Chappell Roan, and Hozier holding goats. BIG day for the depressed gays

[E.L. Howe @ELHowe1914]

@bigmoodenergy I know this is so random and this tweet is from two years ago but I have been on this island and they were fully lesbians also it’s a very gay island

[E.L. Howe @ELHowe1914]

im sorry i have grown and i no longer need to one up you. we can both have appropriately sized libraries for our future homes

[E.L. Howe @ELHowe1914]

i WILL have a gigantic library in my future home

[E.L. Howe @ELHowe1914]

i hate chekhov's gun. sometimes shit just happens. ppl say things that mean nothing, someone has a gun because they're afraid, people just exist.

[E.L. Howe @ELHowe1914]

every time that i think i’ve finally grown up, another day passes and i’m a child again

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Hollywood: