𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓸𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮

i could never abuse substances i love substances // #FAKE

[𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓸𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 @ELLIOTFCKOFF]

@HAUS0FMAX i used to, definitely not anymore though, i'm too fucking old

[𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓸𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 @ELLIOTFCKOFF]

@NOLAN_AWAY we'll make a walking group, like the neutral version of those freak ass running clubs i keep seeing in big cities

[𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓸𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 @ELLIOTFCKOFF]

okay i'm up and at em (going on a silly walk to get coffee)

[𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓸𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 @ELLIOTFCKOFF]

@EZRUHDUH i'm an honest man (now)

[𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓸𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 @ELLIOTFCKOFF]

@THR0WINR0X

[𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓸𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼��� @ELLIOTFCKOFF]

what do baby raccoons even eat... can they drink cow's milk or

[𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓸𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 @ELLIOTFCKOFF]

@ELLIPHONEE interesting, i didn't know if they had to have like, special raccoon milk so this is enlightening

[𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓸𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 @ELLIOTFCKOFF]

@THR0WINR0X thankfully it's behaving..... for now

[𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓸𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 @ELLIOTFCKOFF]

oh my notifications are BROKEN broken

[𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓸𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 @ELLIOTFCKOFF]

@EZRUHDUH i was gonna make a joke about holding it with my dick but the truth is i was holding the pop socket on the back of my phone in my mouth 😔

[𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓸𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 @ELLIOTFCKOFF]

@EZRUHDUH .............. well

[𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓸𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 @ELLIOTFCKOFF]

@THR0WINR0X side quests build character

[𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓸𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 @ELLIOTFCKOFF]

@FiNALLYiSFiNLEY they're normal again but that was a scary morning with nothing showing up... just talking to myself

[𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓸𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 @ELLIOTFCKOFF]

@THR0WINR0X let's let matcha and slay some fuckin goblins or some shit

[𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓸𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 @ELLIOTFCKOFF]

@HAUS0FMAX honestly kind of an accomplishment so early in the day

[𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓸𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 @ELLIOTFCKOFF]

@JADENN0TSMITH unfortunately it always gets worse 😔

[𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓸𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 @ELLIOTFCKOFF]

@JADENN0TSMITH i fell asleep for the night on my couch over the weekend... my back still hasn't recovered

[𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓸𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 @ELLIOTFCKOFF]

@ELLIPHONEE theoretically like... i did the full training course and all for a big sequence in a film i did, but they ended up having another guy doing the controls and i found out later i wasn't officially licensed 😞 but i'm pretty sure i could still fly one

[𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓸𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 @ELLIOTFCKOFF]

hey name twin hahah. my odd talent used to be taking a nap literally anywhere and any time, but my brain doesn't work like that anymore so. probably my best odd talent now is that i can theoretically fly a helicopter

[𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓸𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 @ELLIOTFCKOFF]

@ELLIPHONEE is there a technique, because usually i just crocodile roll myself up in a blanket

[𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓸𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 @ELLIOTFCKOFF]

i think i slept maybe 2 hours total last night