Emma ⭐💚⭐

She/her. 🏳️‍🌈 Writing with a side of hockey, Texas, and cosplay. Regular contributor to Goalie Interference Podcast @interferencepod

[Emma ⭐💚⭐ @ELRyle]

@nexro518 @Steve_Dangle @Rob_JMWarehouse Hip check? Turn around and hit 'em with the junk in the trunk.

[Emma ⭐💚⭐ @ELRyle]

@strongforecheck I was well on my way to letting it go and then the Minny team was like "Whitecaps Whomst?" and it made me mad all over again. Literally stop erasing the league I was a fan of. I'm not gonna @ the players but they need to work hard to get me out of my spite feels.

[Emma ⭐💚⭐ @ELRyle]

Eurovision made my Wrapped some kind of way this year.

[Emma ⭐💚⭐ @ELRyle]

@JSTMEQWN @Dreadful4Tymes No, they're still separate species despite being in the same genetic family. They can produce offspring but it's always sterile. Interspecies offspring are almost always a result of human intervention and they tend to have major health problems (ligers in particular have issues).

[Emma ⭐💚⭐ @ELRyle]

@DallasStars IT'S THE RALLY BIRD

[Emma ⭐💚⭐ @ELRyle]

@SaadYousuf126 Saad why do you take such pleasure in doing this to us 🤣

[Emma ⭐💚⭐ @ELRyle]

@Rangers Panther eagle cap pls, I want it.

[Emma ⭐💚⭐ @ELRyle]

@IneffectiveMath Ok, I can agree with that. By the eye test I would say he needs to hang onto the puck longer on zone entries and be a little bit more selfish with the shooting, at least 5v5.

[Emma ⭐💚⭐ @ELRyle]

@IneffectiveMath Genuinely curious what about Heiskanen's stats takes him out of the Norris conversation here. What does your model say he needs to improve to be in the Fox & Makar conversation?

[Emma ⭐💚⭐ @ELRyle]

@DallasStars Admin I have a mighty need to know who the prankster is 👀👀👀

[Emma ⭐💚⭐ @ELRyle]

@SaadYousuf126 Any deets on why there are opposing mascots in the building??

[Emma ⭐💚⭐ @ELRyle]

@CoolKidMitch I honestly think it's because we had queer teachers that we all knew about and all knew not to say SHIT to admin about. Seeing queer adults living their lives was... really important in retrospect.

[Real Gud Pros @RealGudPros]

biblically accurate angel

[Emma ⭐💚⭐ @ELRyle]

@SaadYousuf126 My go-to meme

[emily @emilywasbored]

sidney crosby, in a white tee and little shorts, being dunked in water, has done more to grow the game than anything bettman has done the past 30 yrs

[Emma ⭐💚⭐ @ELRyle]

@UrsulaV @taggianto The fact that this has occurred twice is somewhat alarming.

[Emma ⭐💚⭐ @ELRyle]

Honestly at this point I'd be offended if the Dems *aren't* day drinking during the proceedings. All they have to do is stand there and laugh at the clown show and occasionally shout "Jeffries." Whomst among us.

[Emma ⭐💚⭐ @ELRyle]

@CoolKidMitch I'm going to Target today to buy birbs.

[Emma ⭐💚⭐ @ELRyle]

@CoolKidMitch Oh no I want it.

*checks LRT*

OH NO I WANT THEM ALLLLLLL

[Emma ⭐💚⭐ @ELRyle]

@CoolKidMitch Oh hey I think I have that same headset.