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Father of @StevenRStone. Anti-drug. Coach. I know more about basketball than 100% of the people on this website and 99% of folks employed by the NBA.

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@CoreyB08 This Corey character apparently has never watched any of Jaylen Brown, Jalen Duren or Ausar Thompson play basketball. Why in the world would Detroit ever do that? Unless their GM wants to be committed to the insane asylum. Yikes, get a grip young man 🤦‍♂️

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@NBCSCeltics Duren fills a glaring need on this roster. Strange to me that so many folks are pointing to him being a “no show” in the playoffs when all of us green teamers just watched JB no show AND get knocked out round 1. If Detroit would do a 1 for 1, I’d sign off on it yesterday.

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@CelticsUnite18 If “Brad” turned down the LaMelo package for Brown he’s a bozo. Pretty clear JB is forcing his way out (don’t blame him) and the rest of the league values him appropriately, as opposed to green teamers on this webpage that, predictably, vastly over rate him.

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@ThatOneBosFan Nothing to be confused about. Answered your own question - nobody outside of Boston values him as high as “we” do. As has been the case with basically every player that’s worn a C’s uniform for decades. Green teamers vastly overrate “our” guys. Time for a reality check pal.

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@RealBobManning Brad Stevens playing chess here by pissing off his best player, a known prima donna, yet again just to strong arm the play-in Heat into parting with Jakuconis. Not sure I’ve seen a more delusional green teamer on this website in my life than Bobby boy here. Get a grip kid

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@DanteOnDeck Not good or the Bucks would have taken him and flipped him. I understand C’s fans are in the coping stage right now but time to wake up and realize Brad is a nitwit, Tatum is self centered brat and Jaylen is GONE. Put your big boy pants on Dante.

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@CoreyB08 Who is this Corey guy that’s coming across my tweet feed? Might be the only other green teamer on this website besides me who actually knows what they’re talking about. Kudos, couldn’t have said it better myself friend 👍

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@WEEI @richkented @KenLairdWEEI @Teddyjradio @heyrichhey The more I listen to these guys, the more I’m convinced they don’t actually watch this team. Green teamers vastly overrate Brown and Smart, just like Tatum, Pierce, Bird etc. but “beloved” isn’t a term I’d apply to either player. Personally, I can’t stand Marcus or Jaylen 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@bostonianindc2 Agreed. A consummate professional in every aspect. Would love to see a player of his caliber on our C’s someday 🤞 If the guy was remotely healthy we wouldn’t have even sniffed the finals in ‘24. But guess it’s natural to have a little luck when your logo is a ☘️. . . . . .

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@SwishStreet If the assignment was tell me how you don’t watch the NBA or know anything about basketball in less than 8 words, you got an A+

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@celtics Yes, we all miss the regular season overachievers that crumble to pieces as soon as they face any resistance from a real NBA roster come playoff time. I’m the biggest C’s fan I know but I’m disgusted this once storied franchise insists on celebrating mediocrity these days 🤦‍♂️

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@PunaniBlazer @IAmJamesStewart Listen sport, my wife says those things to me *daily* and so does your mother. Enough with the childish insults, I’m taking you to school. Let’s talk basketball. Otherwise, stay in your lane and respect your elders. Ball is in your court little dude.

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@BucsCsBraves @PunaniBlazer @IAmJamesStewart So if that package is as awesome as you make it sound why the hell are the C’s trading it for Murray? 😂

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@PunaniBlazer @IAmJamesStewart I assure you, my wife’s never leaving the “smartest basketball” and “girthiest” (her words, not mine) guy she’s ever met. Have some manners little buddy otherwise I’ll take you out back to the wood shed. Let’s get back to respectful, albeit stupid on your part, NBA talk 👍

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@BucsCsBraves @PunaniBlazer @IAmJamesStewart James, I appreciate the effort but this also falls into the category of “Denver, please take our junk for your 2nd best player.” You also have a fundamental misunderstanding of how TPEs work. Aaaron Gordon is the more realistic trade target for a package like you mentioned.

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@PunaniBlazer @IAmJamesStewart I’ve played, coached and managed at the highest levels of this sport and, frankly, the only thing I know more about than “ball” is love making. And clearly I could teach you a thing or two about both. Educating mental midgets like you is one of my favorite pastimes! 👨‍🏫

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@PunaniBlazer @IAmJamesStewart Typical green teamer on this website who 1. Doesn’t understand how luxury tax works 2. Thinks teams “getting under” it means giving away their best players to the Celtics for our damaged/washed players and peanuts. Smarten up Putin, I’m *way* out of your league.

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@lockedupjb Oh brother 🤦‍♂️ does this guy ever talk about anything but himself? Team was better when he wasn’t playing and we didn’t have to listen to this nonsense before and after every game. Should have exercised caution and stayed home the rest of the year.

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@celtics Just renewed my season ticket package for next year this past week. Any idea what date you’ll be hanging the banner for beating OKC on a random Wendesday night in March 2026? Want to make sure I circle that one on my calendar!