El Capitán

Captain of the Joke Boat

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@BarstoolBigCat We sure Harbs isn’t retarded?

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@hen_ease Good

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Drake Maybe most overrated player in football

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@stoolpresidente You go to bed old balls?

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@BarryOnHere Drake Gaye

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@TheBackPage @PatMcAfeeShow lol you’re a big ol pussy boy

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@mccrystal_alex Bohm double play incoming

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I hope the @Phillies trade Alec Bum to a state penitentiary at the deadline. What a cock sucker

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

Aaron Nola in 2026

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@danorlovsky7 No. Stop it.

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@DaMidgetZimbo lol all scrubs

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@FOXSports Bronze? Didn’t know this was the Olympics

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What a joke

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@darrenrovell Goyslop

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@thecyrusjanssen Found the beta male soy boy

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I get why Bosnia their shit rocked by Serbia now…. They suck

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@OhioTate Look who just learned ball… fraud

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@BarstoolBigCat In SEC football terms… This is UGA getting called for PI vs Texas after the pick 6 when the student section threw shit on the field level of bad call

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@BarstoolBigCat No. Easy yellow. He got pulled down into the defender

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@darrenrovell You’re retarded dude we all know