Turaki MD

Muslim || Husband || GirlDad || BoyDad || Haematology 🔬

[Turaki MD @EL_KUT]

You’re fighting a lost battle sir 😂

[A.I. Adamu @isasquare]

@tmadetola @DoubleEph At d risk of bragging here, I have a PhD on fibre optics and I work for one of d worlds’ biggest hyperscaler, Microsoft. I’ve spent over a decade working on dis technology. I probably know wat I am taking about.
I try not to argue from authority but these snide comments r annoyin

[Ambar @Ambar_SIFF_MRA]

No one was ready for this. "What kind of man injects testosterone in his body" 😂😂

[Turaki MD @EL_KUT]

Ikon Allah Football Academy, Kaduna…

[Hon. Ahmad Gogel 🦅 @Ahmad_Gogel]

Banbanci tsakanin Sunnah da kuma Bid’ah.

[Omar Mustafa @Omar_Mustie]

Seeing my dad use a walking stick and struggling to move and praying while sitting humbled me very well, years ago he was so strong and full of life, may Allah grant them shifa and keep them long enough for us 🙏🏾

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

Back in the day, I had a friend from Liberia.

Her parents were upper-middle-class and lived in Monrovia.

She said they woke one day to find rebels at the doorstep of Monrovia, and there was a mad dash to the airport. She said a country had sent planes to evacuate its citizens from Liberia, but the Liberians were buying the seats on those planes to escape.

Her parents could only afford to send her; she never saw them again.

I asked, “This war didn't start in one day; why didn't you leave earlier?”

She said, “We simply heard about an attack here and there and never assumed it would come to Monrovia.”

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

they needa hang that Zack Fox tweet in a museum

[Turaki MD @EL_KUT]

@DrAbioye You have your answer here already 😂

[Omar Mustafa @Omar_Mustie]

Yahaya Onipe from ABU Zaria back then, I think he was sacked from ABU years ago.

[Mr Swish (One Hustler Like That) @_Mr_Swish_]

You wanna learn one or two?

I’ll be in Barking next weekend talking about what I know best ✌🏾

[Turaki MD @EL_KUT]

I was genuinely scared when I realized this song was AI!!! It’s over guys. https://t.co/O3UlPLUvoT

[Turaki MD @EL_KUT]

Honourable ‘we dey beat’ 😂😂😂

[Debo Odulana @DeboOdulana]

Became an independent director and board member of one of the oldest private hospitals in Surulere today.

Alhamdulillah

[Turaki MD @EL_KUT]

You can predict a doctors’ opinion about Internal Medicine by where they practice.

[Nelson Mogaka @NelsonMogaka_]

Surgeons: “We’ll open and fix it if it’s broken.”

Other doctors: “Let’s first rule out 12 differentials, order 9 tests, review guidelines and maybe consult someone who already opened it.”

Same patient. Two philosophies.

[Turaki MD @EL_KUT]

This can land someone in trouble boss. Patients, as long as they have capacity, must be informed of what is going into their body. Whatever we think of their intentions is immaterial. Autonomy also involves the right to be stupid.

[Elaunire @elaunireMD]

On this Pentazocine issue, patients will whine you.

Once I notice the patient trying so hard to get penta, I tell the nurse to administer Aquapenta and it works like magic.

[Turaki MD @EL_KUT]

@Sai_Ishaya_ You need to be chained…

[Turaki MD @EL_KUT]

@noor_abdullahi Gaskiya Oga ya ja mu 😂

[Turaki MD @EL_KUT]

Oga yawa ne fa 😏

[Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso @KwankwasoRM]

Congratulations PSG, and Nigeria will be OK! - RMK

[Turaki MD @EL_KUT]

I had to walk an hour from Emirates to get a Bus at Euston. Then a 3-Hour drive back home. Lots of Coffee at work tomorrow then 😭

[Turaki MD @EL_KUT]

🙏

[Turaki MD @EL_KUT]

A vibe was had!!! #champions #COYG

[Ministan Shaddah👳🏽‍♂️(M.S) @A6da11ah_M5]

You are better off forgetting your rich relatives exist fa, times have changed. People are more concerned about getting the latest TV than they are about helping you.

In an hadu a gaisa, but dedicate your time to worshipping Allah and securing financial freedom.