@amazon is down so I can’t control shit in my house. And then they want me to send them a redacted credit card bill to reset my account. Um sir you broke you fix. Like I got Adobe 7 on my damn phone and have time to redact shit.
I know Sugar Daddies are real, but can we make Sugar Fathers a thing? Like a dad who gives you money when he isn’t required to by a court? And all you have to do in return is laugh at his shitty jokes and by him ties for Christmas? #askingformyself#brokelife
Nothing like paying in full for a rental at @Hertz but when you get there they say “We can’t just GIVE you a rental. We’ve been having people waiting for a car for weeks.” Then refuse you a full refund because you’re “cancelling” your reservation #scam#enterprisewillpickyouup
@ellynmarsh I’m relistening to the OWD Patty Vaughan ep and you are on fireeeee
“‘Dear Minister, BITCH, WHO ASKED YOU???’ Sincerely, a bitch that did NOT ask you.”