Emilio

I eat apples & Mcflurrys. I make jokes. Hou van kak praat. Pretty sure i'm insane. Arsenal fan

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@olgadiva11 what?

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It's funny when obese people think pills will help them lose weight. NOPE, you need to either smoke weed, diet and exercise. Go now

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The year is 2004... You procrastinate your homework because smackdown just Came on and eddie guerrero is wwe champion. Life is good.

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I was watching star trek discovery and all i can think of is how it costs a 8 million dollars so make an episode. Bruah.

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Depleting data is the same as wanting to have more sex but your penis is flaccid.

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that moment when your R5 data is finished.. You might as well die.

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We should be proud of our skin colour. Ppl that bleach their skin are assholes bcos u only suppose to bleach your asshole.

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White ppl changed heritage day into braaiday because the meat reminds them of all the ppl theyce killed.

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Dabr - Search - [https://t.co/28Ko8kawRL] [Dabr - Search] is good,have a look at it!

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Exams #ThingsThatNeedsToBeDoomed

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Guy: pastor are you sure this is safe?
Pastor: ya its ouderless and its only R15 at the spaza shop round the corner

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Girl: so y'all dont use holy water no more huh? #thingsthatneedstobedoomed https://t.co/xQN69rlI8k

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#thingsthatneedstobedoomed
Mcdonalds: sorry our mcfurry machine broke...

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#ThingsThatNeedsToBeDoomed
Black girls who say "preganant" instead of "pregnant"

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#ThingsThatNeedsToBeDoomed
Annoying jehovahs knocking on my door...

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#ThingsThatNeedsToBeDoomed
Her: baby im pregna..
Me: satan leave this body!!!

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Uncircumcised penises #ThingsThatNeedsToBeDoomed https://t.co/9x27oIEhtu

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Oooh these fucking expensive data bundle rates.. oh lord help us.. #ThingsThatNeedsToBeDoomed

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Why I have to pay R5.50 for R5 airtime? #ThingsThatNeedsToBeDoomed https://t.co/9x27oIEhtu

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#ThingsThatNeedsToBeDoomed
Her: baby is it okay to bleach my skin...
Me: fuck you bonang!!!