The Red Menace

Like Darkseid, only prettier. Comics & pop culture exploits at: she/her

[The Red Menace @EMMcGrath]

@JeremiahContent I am plagued by these.

[Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise]

2 kisses

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

Today is the last day of summer. Tomorrow is the first day of fall. Today it is time to stand up and say plainly and clearly: It's decorative gourd season, motherfuckers.

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[The Red Menace @EMMcGrath]

Get excited!

[X @Pteroterror]

Something to make your day better: Dinosaurs can use tablets. Dinosaurs can watch YouTube. Dinosaurs like watching other dinosaur streamers.

[The Red Menace @EMMcGrath]

@henchgirl_comic Oh man this is really cute and also whoooops.

[The Red Menace @EMMcGrath]

Hooray!

[Mad Rupert @mad_rupert]

SAKANA IS BACK.
That's right, folks. They said it COULDN'T BE DONE. They said it would NEVER HAPPEN. Well guess what, I'M TOO STUBBORN FOR THAT.

Check out Chapter 25, starting September 5th, at 9:30am est! The site got a big facelift too! wow!!

✨🐟https://t.co/I6q0reQWgM🐟✨

[Boston Partners in Education @BostonPartners]

Less than two weeks to go, and we're SO CLOSE to that goal! Please visit https://t.co/UOpJi6kaqa and make a donation today. #RaiseYourHandBPIE

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

Captain Ahab, woman, cries out, “From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale.”

First mate Starbuck replies, “You’re being super emotional about this whale. Maybe wait before making any decisions?"
https://t.co/FDl3zfJ26S

[The Red Menace @EMMcGrath]

The tweet she is referencing is WILD but the replies are even worse. Wear whatever bra you want or none at all but that is all up to you and for god’s sake get your mammograms.

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

I hate this, and I hate even more that people are agreeing with it.

[The Red Menace @EMMcGrath]

What is with people listening to music on the subway without headphones lately?

[The Red Menace @EMMcGrath]

@elise_LoC I’ll be that old when? (Also which movie?)

[The Red Menace @EMMcGrath]

@WholeHeartLocal He was incorporating both of my hairstyles and made sure to draw my glasses. He also told me “of course I’ll miss you, I love you” in a very matter of fact tone. I’ve always enjoyed my kiddos but the ones this year have particularly stolen my heart.

[The Red Menace @EMMcGrath]

Last day of volunteering - always bittersweet. I had such a sweet group of kids this year. Here are their extremely accurate drawings of me. (2 of 3, S was out).

[The Red Menace @EMMcGrath]

@gilldaniels This story is wild.

[The Red Menace @EMMcGrath]

This is a good one.

[The Red Menace @EMMcGrath]

But hey, at least I’m not at home for the bear who’s apparently running around town. They delayed school!