Elise Mccarter

Frequent flier, compulsive writer.

[Elise Mccarter @EMMcWriter]

Pretty cool to have my first publication come in at second most popular poem for the issue! #poetry #AutumnIsHere https://t.co/xCEvoQpzpK

[Red Fez @Red_Fez]

3) Second up we have @EMMcWriter’s ode to Fall & happiness: https://t.co/quSJNoLf8S

[Elise Mccarter @EMMcWriter]

Minnesota Attorney General Ellison: Rescind the Minneapolis Medical Examiner’s report of George Floyd - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/ZDrHtgYntA via @Change

[Elise Mccarter @EMMcWriter]

@TJaneBerry Shower squats have been the only squats I do for years now. 😆

[Elise Mccarter @EMMcWriter]

@JessiHonard Yeeesss. Vastly preferred The Host to Twilight.

[Elise Mccarter @EMMcWriter]

How many Jeremy Bearimy’s has April been? It’s forking with my brain. #TheGoodPlace #COVID19

[Elise Mccarter @EMMcWriter]

Ok but why did none of y’all tell me about Duluth Trading company?
The comfort. The POCKETS.
#pandemicfashion

[Elise Mccarter @EMMcWriter]

@LeopoldMcGinnis I’d say getting past the query is a good sign under any circumstances!

[Elise Mccarter @EMMcWriter]

@MiriBaker Glory be.

[Elise Mccarter @EMMcWriter]

The rest of the dream is a lot of cognitive dissonance and the logistics of planning a beach vacation when deaths of your skin are being peeled off and regrown.

[Elise Mccarter @EMMcWriter]

Friends, I have had some #coronavirus stress DREAMS the last couple nights. Laugh with me.
First up, networking stress dream:

[Elise Mccarter @EMMcWriter]

They take us to our room. My uncle arrived before us, and shows us his heavily bandaged arm. He’s already undergone the first experiment and is eerily cheerful about it. He shows me the cream they gave him. Instructions read : slather on exposed bone daily.

[Elise Mccarter @EMMcWriter]

@TheDanWells I thought that was what your Patreon was for.

[Elise Mccarter @EMMcWriter]

Important.

[Dan Wells @TheDanWells]

In 2016 I launched a book on the day of the election, and as you can imagine it disappeared almost immediately. Most books launched on that day did the same. To this day it’s my worst seller. It’s hard to focus on fiction when world events overshadow everything.
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[Elise Mccarter @EMMcWriter]

@LeopoldMcGinnis It’s on YouTube for sure, and maybe iTunes. Search Harry Potter theme dubstep. It’s the one by terabyte frenzy.

[Elise Mccarter @EMMcWriter]

In case you didn’t know, there is a dubstep version of the Harry Potter theme. #yourewelcome #StayHome

[Elise Mccarter @EMMcWriter]

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