IT’S ABOUT THE KNICKS BABY

nothing i say is legal advice but everything i say is financial advice

[MLB Scorigami @MLBgami]

FINAL: White Sox 22, Royals 1

That's Franchisigami!

It's the first time this score has happened for either franchise and only the 9th time in MLB history, most recently on July 10, 2021 (LAD vs. ARI).

[M @Mike_Nkansah]

Biggest Aura gamble of all time

[PetersonIsKing @Peterson_IsKing]

In the last 6 years
Jared Porter sends dick pic to reporter and gets fired after 1 month
Jacob deGrom season ending injury in the middle of the greatest season of all time
Rat or Racoon saga between Jeff McNeil and Lindor
Trade PCA for Javy Baez
Javy Baez gives thumbs down to Mets fans
Mets proceed to collapse in 2021 and finish under .500
Zack Scott gets caught drunk in car and gets fired
Decision to hold onto all prospects at 22 deadline
Darin Ruf
2022 collapse to Braves down stretch
Win 101 games and finish in 2nd place in NL East
Max Scherzer collapses in 2022 wild card game
Joe musgrove game 3 2022 wild card series
Top reply on Mets final score tweet in elimination game vs Padres is Pete Alonso saying “you just lost to the San Diego Padres”
deGrom leaves for Texas
2023 worst team money can buy part I
Jumbotron at Citi Field displays Rays logo after we get destroyed by them
Tommy Pham calls Mets laziest group of players he’s ever been around
Jorge Lopez throws glove into stands and calls Mets worst team in baseball
***gap in misery from June 12, 2024-June 12, 2025***
Pete Alonso kills Kodai Senga
Griffin canning tears Achilles
Ryan Helsley and Cedric Mullins
Sean Manaea sucking
David Peterson goes from all star to 6 ERA
Mets lose in Miami to compete end of season collapse
Mets go entire 2025 season without coming back after trailing in the 9th inning
Prospects didn’t trade at 2022 deadline don’t pan out
Brandon Nimmo traded for Marcus Semien
David Stearns doesn’t resign Pete Alonso
Diaz chooses dodgers over Mets
Jorge Polanco
Luis Robert jr
Bo Bichette
Freddy Peralta trade
12 game losing streak in April 2026
2026 worst team money can buy part II
Clay Holmes breaks leg in Subway series
Mets refuse to fire Mendoza until 13 games under .500
Mr Met dances behind Steve Gelbs while delivering post mortum of the Mendoza era

Did I miss anything?

[HYPNOPOSSUM @HYPN0POSSUM]

@prettyalbatross god i hope this guy never discovers chatgpt. this is pure unadulterated humanslop. bravo

[#1 JD Davis Hate Account @GregsBadTweets]

Guess what little dickhead? Once you’re in you can’t get out. Sack up and start drinking like the rest of us

[٠࣪⭑ TOMMY!!!! ✨🦁 @tommysonline]

when will we bring these back

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

the spirit of Lafayette will once again battle the Hessians in Philadelphia 250 years later.

[IT’S ABOUT THE KNICKS BABY @EMPER0RBUGGY]

#PikminBloom

[IT’S ABOUT THE KNICKS BABY @EMPER0RBUGGY]

#PikminBloom

[NickIsAMetsFan @NickIsAMetsFan]

The Current State of the New York Mets

[olivia @oliviampipia]

am i the new new york mets manager?

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

I imagine the Cape Verde national baseball team would have given up fewer than 22 runs to the White Sox tonight too.

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

a tipsy young Pete Buttigieg stumbles into an obscure room during a Harvard final club party. He sees a book about Canadian bread price regulation, but when he tries to pull it off the bookcase swings open to reveal a secret compartment.

a monkey paw lies on a pedestal inscribed with a message: "make a wish"

"one day, America will have a gay president"

the monkey paw curls

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Is there anyone even left in the Netherlands

[Myspacian @Myspacian]

If this cat dies I might kill myself

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

Twenty years of jacksfilms! Here’s to the next 20! Thank you for watching my mukbangs

Biches

[Chelsea Janes @chelsea_janes]

Carlos Mendoza said he saw what happened in Venezuela right before the second game yesterday and had to try to get ahold of his parents, check on Alvarez and Torrens. I’m certain the replies to this will be nauseating, but for the empathetic: Man, that is an extremely tough day.

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

The VAR decision desk