EMT Problems

If you're an EMT, Paramedic, Police Officer or Dispatcher, follow #EMTProblems for some laughs about every day stuff in our line of work.

[EMT Problems @EMT_Problems]

So tomorrow's thanksgiving.... Try not to burn your house down with a deep fryer.

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You often finish a story with “and then he died”
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[Alexa Bracco @typicallexie]

Seriously, a 15 yo called 911 because she swallowed a penny. @EMT_Problems

[EMT Problems @EMT_Problems]

"It's not an emergency, I just want it checked out." THAN DONT CALL 911 YOU YAHOO!!!

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I guess so

[Nicole Witherell @NicoleWitherell]

@EMT_Problems per dispatch- a distraught female screaming in the woods. It was an owl.

[EMT Problems @EMT_Problems]

What's the weirdest thing y'all ever rolled up on?

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My girl has no idea I've been snap chatting her from the toilet for the past 5 min

[EMT Problems @EMT_Problems]

12 hour shift? I'll just sleep for 8. I'm all about that life.

[EMT Problems @EMT_Problems]

Letting the probie ride up front so you can nap in the back.

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I know so many doctors leaving medicine because Obama care is ruining what they used to love doing. It's a shame.

[EMT Problems @EMT_Problems]

Call an ambulance for the same bullshit again Im going to piss in your ear and slap you in the face, roger?

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When responding to a HAZMAT call, stop at the first dead cop and then reverse 100m

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Some times a pt is so grody you just want to do CPR with your foot.

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Did you know that the Red Cross charges the military $228 for a pt of blood?

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I don't want to hear about your uncle who might be a paramedic or something but you can't remember. Sit there and shut up.

[EMT Problems @EMT_Problems]

Excuses are tools of incompetence, used to build monuments of nothingness. And those who specialize in them seldom amount to anything.

[EMT Problems @EMT_Problems]

Did you seriously just take a picture of yourself strapped to a backboard? Get out of my Ambulance.