EMT Life

From the mean streets of IFT to the calm transports of 911... or something like that

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Who drives, knowing that they have no gas? Then asks me to bring them gas. My name starts with an "A", it is not "Triple A"

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I have to be up at 0400!! Shoot me!!!

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I don't want to have to work!!! I want to go to work because it is fun and I enjoy it, not because I want to be able to eat and feed my kids

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I just committed myself to working out in 3 months. And I instantly regretted it

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What is your poison to stay awake on #NightShift

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Then she doesn't call me back or show up to shift. Tells the next supervisor that she told me she was calling out. -__-

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I had a crew member who is suppose to start at 0730, call me at 0330, wake me, just to tell me she might call out.

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People in EMS have no concept of time. It's 0400, no I do not have your paycheck

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If I am hanging out with you, you better not be glued to your cell phone the entire time

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@SoFLOWLAX Niiiice!!

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Couple of those sounded like EMS porn movie titles... oops

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Inline dating website for EMS... what would it be called?
Emergency medical dates
Paramatched
Dispatched
Get hosed
Night Shifted

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Coworker said she can only meet people online and was ashamed to admit it... no need to be ashamed, there should be a website for EMS

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@DarkDispatch I don't get a period!! Ha

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It is midnight 09... why has my direct deposit not come yet?!! #iMbROKE

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When people who arent in EMS critique the way we do things😠 Everyone knows that EMTs are ambulance drivers & dispatchers are call takers

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What song comes to mind when you read the lyrics "I like the way you..."

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@MackenzieRuble Subway will deliver

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@DarkDispatch Same reason why EMTs get called "ambulance drivers."

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@nocturnalE911 Luckily I only feel that way on days that end in "Y"