Rae D.

EMT. Writer. Reader. Coffee lover.

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

i’m not having a nervous breakdown. i am very confident about this breakdown

[Rae D. @EMTxForxLife]

There are somewhere between 2 and 4 conversations simultaneously taking place behind the counter at @MokaCoffee_UU and it couldn't possibly be more adorable. Sounds like a rad 6th grade slumber party. Minus the game of Spin the Bottle. Though I haven't looked in the back. 🤷‍♂️👀

[Rae D. @EMTxForxLife]

@_Blainee Looking at buying a used car. Or visiting my friend. Either way I am definitely getting fucked in the ass.

[Gareth David-Lloyd @Pancheers]

My wife watched me complete @Dragonage trespasser last night. It obviously got to her. She woke in the night from a bad dream shouting “Ga, quick. Get my staff!”

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Maxwell House: Good to your last breath.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has a new fren coming over tonight. and i’ve prepared. a simple entrance survey for them

6. do you like me
c. how much do you like me
2. do you jump in puddles
a. i like to jump in puddles
b. can i lick your ear
3. do you like me
7. i’m already licking your ear

[Rae D. @EMTxForxLife]

@xGabrielPhoenix You wearing clothes. My mind is blown. (Also your smile! My heart!) 💓💓 *Melts.*

[Rae D. @EMTxForxLife]

@cameronmonaghan That pic is bat-ass.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Taco. He couldn’t finish his carrot. Decided to save it for later. Asks that you please watch over it while he naps. 12/10 anything for Taco

[Rae D. @EMTxForxLife]

My co-worker was being a dick the other day. He said something about never having been tested for STD's. I told him he'd better, because he could be carrying something and not even know it. His response. "Gee, sounds kinda like a not-my-problem sort of thing." 🙃😑🙄 #gettested

[JUST FOR LAUGHS @justforlaughs]

It took less than a minute for @rhysnicholson to convince me not to try acid. Don't miss his full set on the @comedynetwork at 10pm on Tuesday Jan 29th!

[Rae D. @EMTxForxLife]

This is goooooooood. Full of soul and lovely lyrics.

[Better Oblivion Community Center @better_oblivion]

out now https://t.co/gcNSHgHc0X

[CHELLA MAN @chellamanart]

When you’ve got it, you know you’ve found it.

[Rae D. @EMTxForxLife]

@_RussellElliot_ This is awesome. You are one hot catch. 🔥🔥🔥

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. i'll lean against your leg. and it's not because. i'm afraid to lose my balance. it's just that. i'm afraid to lose you

[Rae D. @EMTxForxLife]

@emmyrossum !! @SHO_Shameless will not be the same without you. ❤️❤️❤️😢