EMarie

I'm Em! I draw sometimes

[EMarie @EMarieDraws]

@Paintwaterpro @theatre_linz NO MORE HAM ALLOWED IN THIS HOUSE I ATE MY LIFETIME SUPPLY OF HAM DURING THE HAMPOCALPSE we never ate ham not bc we were White People Healthy but bc we were healthy but uh, low on cash. So when Gunther drunkly bought infinite hams we ate ALL OF IT bc it was free protein

[EMarie @EMarieDraws]

@t8r_thot Pls tell Jellybean I Love Her 💕

[EMarie @EMarieDraws]

@t8r_thot I used to work at winco and people would be upset when they got a $17 winco sheet cake instead of a several hundred dollar cake. it's incredible

[EMarie @EMarieDraws]

Flies have invaded and taken over my house and idk where they came from and I hate it

[EMarie @EMarieDraws]

@theatre_linz one bed, 4 bath

[EMarie @EMarieDraws]

@t8r_thot She’s just a LIL BAAABY

[EMarie @EMarieDraws]

She’s mad at me because I had to clip her nails, but that’s not going to stop her from using me as a heated bed
She’ll just be judged about it

[EMarie @EMarieDraws]

@shminsington Listen, I CAN give recs,but it is 100% planning and transportation based podcasts. I’ve got so many nonfiction podcasts I listen to and they are ALL job related for me

[EMarie @EMarieDraws]

Ok who knows shit about phone plans?? I need the 101 lessons ASAP

[EMarie @EMarieDraws]

@t8r_thot Last time I sold something on marketplace I had this stuck in my head for weeeeeeks https://t.co/GdxNfI9Zyu

[EMarie @EMarieDraws]

@t8r_thot From my experience you’re not very likely to get scammed but you WILL get a whole bunch of people who ask if it’s available and then ghost you.

Or just ask for it to be free and then have you deliver it across town.

[EMarie @EMarieDraws]

This is a tweet for FUCKIN OLGA SPECIFICALLY at this exact moment but like I do want to do this in general as the problem comes up

[EMarie @EMarieDraws]

Ok we need to invent teleportation so I can instantly slap fuckwad managers that are bullying my friends

[EMarie @EMarieDraws]

@shminsington hmmmm I hated him before but I hate him more now. I wish him a very death.

[EMarie @EMarieDraws]

they fail to understand the primal art NEED of doing a thing and how inspiration works I need to shove the entire movie into my mouth

[EMarie @EMarieDraws]

Me to non-artists, after seeing spiderverse 2: this movie makes me need to be better at art i need to be art
non-artists, every time: no emily!!! Your art is so good!! This isn't even drawing it's a whole other thing :(((

[EMarie @EMarieDraws]

This cat is currently holding onto my finger like a beloved plushie and using my hand as a pillow and my mom was SURPRISED I’m planning on keeping her???