BREAKING: Lane Kiffin is leaving LSU to become the new ayatollah of Iran:
"I will forever cherish my 3 months in Baton Rouge but becoming Supreme Leader is the next chapter in my career." 🇮🇷
Kentucky athletics have ruined 13 of my last 20 Saturdays.
I gotta find a better hobby to offset this or simply stop caring so much. I can not keep starting my Sundays like this.