Eliot

[Eliot @EMeeka157]

Soulja baby, crank dat down the chimney tonight

[Eliot @EMeeka157]

Soulja baby, crank dat down the chimney tonight

[Eliot @EMeeka157]

All this time I thought hitting a juul was a dance move, so when I saw the government trying to ban it, I thought we had a footloose situation on our hands

[Eliot @EMeeka157]

Had a nightmare that Larry the cucumber gave me a haircut and woke up to this targeted ad. Please explain @facebook

[Eliot @EMeeka157]

September 30th vs October 1st

[Eliot @EMeeka157]

It’s my party, and I’ll croix if I want to

[Eliot @EMeeka157]

*sitting at a baseball game*

My dad: are there any sports you actually enjoy watching besides quidditch?

[Eliot @EMeeka157]

@sauvignonjuan

[Eliot @EMeeka157]

You ever notice that iron man copied juni's super suit 🙄

[Eliot @EMeeka157]

Stanley Yell-gnats

[Eliot @EMeeka157]

Technology peaked with dance dance revolution

[Eliot @EMeeka157]

Please, cotton eye Joseph is my father. Call me cotton eye joey

[Opus One Productions @opusoneprod]

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[Eliot @EMeeka157]

Top 3 biggest plot holes of all time

[Eliot @EMeeka157]

Told a girl 3 days in a row at work that shrek is on Netflix, and she reported me to the manager for shreksual harassment

[Eliot @EMeeka157]

Having an argument with my grandma. What do you call it?

[Mr. Smalls Presents @smallspresents]

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[bobby @bobby]

[holding a playstation controller while i watch Friends and pretending i'm controlling chandler]