Ethan Mekdeci

Bernie Madoff enthusiast // Most likes I’ve gotten on a tweet is 28 // Favorite cereal is lucky charms 🍀

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON

[JJ. Curly @Hi_Im_Curly]

Trump everytime he gets low approval ratings

[Rojo McDumpsack @sackchiller]

Love it when the Chili’s waiter just posts up like this while he takes my order

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

I painted Tiger Woods apologizing to the tree he ran into

[Isaac @DisclosureDay_]

You reckon you could light a buzzball on fire and just lob it at people like you’re the green goblin with his pumpkin bombs

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

One rule for today. Whether we watch College Basketball or not, we bet on every game. Out of respect for the kids. Can't have them out there playing for nothing. Be somebody.

[ABNDESIGNS @abndesigns]

Johnny Knoxville, after opening the Lament Configuration: "Is Butterball okay?"

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

U.S. Health Sec. RFK Jr: "I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.”

[PotatoMcWhiskey @PotatoMcWhiskey]

Anyway I'm just saying, at a certain point you need a Jaime Lannister

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

white people when the straight-to-DVD action movie has Scott Adkins in it

[jesse @darthgordita]

her: you better not be puerto rican viggo mortensen when i show up

me:

[claudia ☆ @4ui12i124u]

checking twitter really feels like u are microdosing mass psychosis wow

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

jd vance's mother chose the dirty over him and now we gotta deal with this

[joe 🇱🇧 @hackermanjoe]

SANTA FLIES TONIGHT