Ebor Mendacium

Utter Tripe With A Pinch Of Salt 🍻

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Perception, is crucial

[Ebor Mendacium @EMendacium]

@Yorkshiredays Suite! 💂‍♂️

[Ebor Mendacium @EMendacium]

Good News!

With the ever increasing amount of taverns in York city centre, extra staff have been secured for the cocktail bars in July.

I'll pre-order a Long Island iced tea please...

@theyorkmix #YorkNews #York #thingstodoyork @humanleagueHQ

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Lovely to see the flood defenses finished. It's looking very promising, a whole week and everything is dry as a bone. @yorkwalls @Fr_RowntreePark

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A bumper second quarter of the year reported for the milliner industry - after 300 people 'throw their hat in the ring' to be a leader.

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I wonder if the @IOMGovernment could pop in and run the UK for a few days, until all this blows over?
@ThePoke

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@glastonbury - a bit like 'Later...with Jools Holland' but in a field. 🎹🎸🎷🎺🌳
@BBCLater #glastonburyfestival2022 @JoolsBand @NME

[Ebor Mendacium @EMendacium]

@clark_aviation That's a young James Herriot, once a vet always a vet. Checking for twins...

[Ebor Mendacium @EMendacium]

Right then, dinner is in the slow cooker...

..back to bed with the red wine and Easter eggs!

Perfect. 🍷

#Easter #Easter2022 #lifestyle #lazysunday #chocolate #redwine

[Ebor Mendacium @EMendacium]

Loving the new loft conversion at @EnglishHeritage's Clifford's Tower.

[Ebor Mendacium @EMendacium]

- and now I can be more descriptive when spending a penny.🚽

[Haggard Hawks 🦅📚 Words | Language | Etymology @HaggardHawks]

A SWERL is a calm stream.
A STRICK is a fast stream.
A TRINTLE is a shallow stream.
A PURL is a swirling stream.
A SIKE is a marshland stream.
A FRESHET is a freshwater stream.
A BURNGRAIN is a stream that meets a river.
A STREAMLING is a tiny stream.

[Ebor Mendacium @EMendacium]

This year they are getting better, their package hiding skills are brilliant.

[Ebor Mendacium @EMendacium]

Did you hear that...?
That was the sound of the courier knocking your door.🚚🤣
#stayinallday #before6 #maybetomorrow

[Ebor Mendacium @EMendacium]

I do like a game of Snog Marry Avoid.....with a nice brew. 💋👰❌☕👻

[The Pig @thepig1000]

Happy Halloween.
Stay weird

[Ebor Mendacium @EMendacium]

Lovely to see @rickastley having a singalong in York. 🎤Shame his backing band the @foofighters didn't turn up. #nevergonnagiveyouup

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Do you want to get pregnant and have two potted bay trees put outside your front door?

Then simply start a major building project and have it filmed for television.

@Channel4 @BBCOne @itvhub @channel5_tv @C4TakePart @Kevin_McCloud @MrGeorgeClarke @MadePerfectTV

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This final is exciting, this last contestant is tricky....I think it's Rick Edwards....

@joeldommett @rickedwards1 @MaskedSingerUK

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Wonderful to see people herding together for a Smörgåsbord of variety. Wonder which variant will come out tops?

[Ebor Mendacium @EMendacium]

Just realised who my partner's niece is on about - a Welsh opera singer who she refers to as Gordon Pears!
@wynneevans @Gocompare

[Ebor Mendacium @EMendacium]

Had a wonderful bank holiday weekend at home, sadly looking at all the pictures on social media, I seem to have missed the memo about the global pandemic being over.

[Ebor Mendacium @EMendacium]

Fabulous!
This week the dynamic trio ride in a bath tub down the banked track at Brooklands. Much hilarity ensues. Narrated with a mix of open ended questions and perilous suggestions by @TVSanjeev

@middlechildtv @BrooklandsMuseu @YesterdayTweets #SecretsOfTheTransportMuseum