Michael Ball

Very introverted, easily misunderstood.

“What you are speaks so loudly, we cannot understand what you write.”

Use NAC and ALA for all pregnancy stages.

[Michael Ball @EMichaelBall]

So many women go in the wrong order: They go through guys, looking for a spark, then wonder, “Where’d all the good men go?” Most either gave up or were always chasing 18-25 🍑.

The Ryan Reynolds - Blake Lively 👩‍❤️‍👨 should be a role model for younger people. https://t.co/kTVuBXh8jv

[Michael Ball @EMichaelBall]

@Melissa85038517 @PapiTrumpo @xX69CHRONOS69Xx They’re more likely to be in your friendzone. Most women go look for an 🍆 before a friend, then wonder why they dash. They aren’t taught that too many men just want to get laid, & will say/do anything to get in pants. Find great conversation, agree on kids/life, then go physical

[Michael Ball @EMichaelBall]

Ruh roh!

Apparently the alleged Chinese spy shagging Nvidia’s CEO was running a company buying the latest and greatest Nvidia chips. Of coooouuuuuurrrrrsssseeee those chips weren’t involved in designing the best Chinese AI models! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent was reportedly FURIOUS with Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick during a Situation Room CLASH last Thursday, demanding to know why Megaspeed, a major Nvidia customer accused of funneling AI chips to China, still wasn't BLACKLISTED, according to Axios.

"I don't know. I'll look into it," Lutnick reportedly replied after stammering.

Megaspeed sits at the CENTER of the Nvidia scandal. Its former managing director, Alice Huang, is the suspected Chinese spy who allegedly had an affair with CEO Jensen Huang, and employees say she is STILL running the company behind the scenes.

[Michael Ball @EMichaelBall]

@coflayed @the_bullywug @shipwreckedcrew It goes deeper than that. Right now, we are paid to do labor because it helps the employer. Robots will be superior labor to us, so people will lose jobs and not necessarily have the ability to gather money to afford food and housing. At such a point, Govt. austerity = holodomor.

[Michael Ball @EMichaelBall]

@IronHorsey2000 Retail optics that didn’t apply to Cheney. Rubio and DeSantis are too tied to Florida and would get Dr. Oz carpetbagger vibes.

[Michael Ball @EMichaelBall]

@coflayed @the_bullywug @shipwreckedcrew What I believe is coming is incredibly difficult to manage because it involves a complete reshaping of the flow of money to fewer people of greater wealth. (AI/robotics) But fixing the problem requires taxation that the wealthy can refuse to pay and they can vote with their feet.

[Michael Ball @EMichaelBall]

@mtm14 @shipwreckedcrew It’s not as politically possible re: optics. Rubio is too historically tied to Florida and would invoke Dr. Oz-style carpetbagging claims. Cheney was comparatively just a guy who Bush trusted.

[Michael Ball @EMichaelBall]

@DrwillpF @shipwreckedcrew All well and good. Now how does he package this to voters in Texas, Michigan, and Nevada, and convince them why they should care about all of this more than what the other guy is offering? Because that’s the retail politics of a general election, especially facing a snakecharmer.

[Michael Ball @EMichaelBall]

@ICE_Judge @shipwreckedcrew Here he is coming up with a President-grade speechwriter take on the spot. https://t.co/kvHPVskHgX

[Michael Ball @EMichaelBall]

@ICE_Judge @shipwreckedcrew It’s his one policy weakness. Otherwise, he has the eloquence and “it” in spades to sell his vision of America to varying cultures in it.

[Michael Ball @EMichaelBall]

He can sell in Florida. Good for him. And he barely got across the line the first time in his own state, being pushed by the greatest promoter available to him. But it’s another game to sell in Ohio, or Iowa, or Arizona, where you can’t rely on local ties like DeSantis did eight years ago. I am just not sold on his ability to market himself as a person, to woo comparative strangers of different cultures, to charm them.

My governor, Wes Moore, is so good at that, even as he shamelessly lied for 15 years about having a Bronze Star. But that dude *sells*, man! No one of any consequence *dared* run against him this year, Democrat or Republican, even though he turned a budget surplus to a deficit through intense mismanagement, because they all knew he would win, anyway. Talarico, a Christian preacher, openly claimed that Jesus’s conception is Biblical justification for abortion, and once hosted a children’s party with an 11-yr-old drag queen. Where is this guy’s head at? Who cares? He can *sell*! So he just blew apart his staid competition *in Texas*. That is the sort of competition a Republican nominee will have to face. It is brutal, but it’s reality. DeSantis is comparatively droll. He brings a musket to a modern drone fight.

[Michael Ball @EMichaelBall]

@mtm14 @shipwreckedcrew The Twelfth Amendment requires the VP nominee to be from a different state than the Presidential candidate.

[Michael Ball @EMichaelBall]

@IronHorsey2000 That’s literally not Constitutional.

[Michael Ball @EMichaelBall]

@hpygoluki @shipwreckedcrew The Constitution prohibits two people from the same state from being on the same ticket.

[Michael Ball @EMichaelBall]

@harrytpk @shipwreckedcrew There’s a a Constitutional limit on that.

[Michael Ball @EMichaelBall]

@DrwillpF @shipwreckedcrew Good leadership, yet I doubt his salesmanship on a national scale.

[Michael Ball @EMichaelBall]

@nicoledmaher @shipwreckedcrew I’m not sure that there will be a better opportunity for him than 2028.

[Michael Ball @EMichaelBall]

@dgcarrie79 @shipwreckedcrew Vance isn’t the most social guy and flubs when pressed (see https://t.co/30neJx6TJY ) He’s not an eloquent salesman on the spot. His private equity past could be used in election ads. As it is, he may not run to focus on raising his kids, as he has said is a possibility.

[Michael Ball @EMichaelBall]

@coflayed @the_bullywug @shipwreckedcrew The fundamental problem is that the coming economic conundrums are going to be so difficult to solve, I’m not sure that the Republicans *can* determine a solution that works. Remember how messed up healthcare was even before Obamacare? What’s coming will be worse than *that*.

[Michael Ball @EMichaelBall]

@the_bullywug @shipwreckedcrew Even if true, convincing the American public of this, and the eventual consequences of such policies, is so surreal and pessimistic that it would make at least 60% of people not clued in look at such salespeople with a blank stare, or thinking they’re a lunatic.

[Michael Ball @EMichaelBall]

Don’t worry, Egyptian man! He just said that to win votes and get power.

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

Muslim Voter: I support El-Sayed because I'm from Egypt.

@breccastoll: Did you know he supports transgenderism and men in women's locker rooms?

Muslim Voter: No! No! No! He said that? Let me go back!