Emily Depner

Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile

[Emily Depner @EMnEM93]

Patiently waiting for @Eminem to release a song based on these crazy gen z comments. 👀 #lovethewayyourap

[Emily Depner @EMnEM93]

I counted 555 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON bottles in the @MountainDew ad. And for a million dollars, you should, too. How’d I do, Dew? #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/NZ6jc0kA3L

[Emily Depner @EMnEM93]

Listening to @Eminem and I really hope there's a track that comes out when he's 80. Age don't matter it'll be good. 💯

[Emily Depner @EMnEM93]

Whomever decides to do this area 51 shit, just hope we remember you....and it doesn't turn into some government "Men in Black" mind wiping....#thoughtoftheday

[Emily Depner @EMnEM93]

When our stomach "growls", is it growing or shrinking? #forreal #hungry

[Emily Depner @EMnEM93]

You know you're somewhere where it has been cold for so long that you are so excited its 35 degrees so you open a window for fresh "warmer" air. #midwestgirl #springiscoming

[Emily Depner @EMnEM93]

The fact that people have an issue with vaccines but not eating fish... fish have amounts of mercury and PCBs....so cancer causing and decreased mental functioning but vaccines are the issue? #confused #riddlemethis

[Emily Depner @EMnEM93]

I am so #excited for October! 7 year anniversary is gonna be fun. #NOLA

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

Because we all need this 😭❤️

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[Emily Depner @EMnEM93]

Also tell me the logic of driving super fast, just to get somewhere, when one could possibly get into an accident...it'll take longer to deal with the accident then to drive smart.

[Emily Depner @EMnEM93]

I do not understand the logic during crappy road conditions.....but....if you have the time to ride on my ass you better have the money to pay for my bumper. #ihatestupiddrivers

[Emily Depner @EMnEM93]

Definitely Camaro 😍

[🏁 𝔹 ℝ 𝕀 𝔸 ℕ 🏁 @Tech_Guy_Brian]

Chevelle or Camaro? 🤔

[Emily Depner @EMnEM93]

Why is it for work, they care about the East or South having weather issues but not the Midwest? I get we can handle the cold, but really....record cold...4 minutes outside requires medical attention. #help #sendwarmth #sos

[Emily Depner @EMnEM93]

Spoke to someone in GA for work:
Him: had to move an appointment for tomorrow we're expecting 2 in.
*look outside with already a foot of snow, then think ohhh -50 temps coming Wednesday* 🙄😫☹😭
#iceapocalypse #overthiscrap #needtomove

[Emily Depner @EMnEM93]

When your polish and get overly excited for some homemade pierogies for Christmas #yummy #pierogi #tryandsayitrightwecanbefriends

[Emily Depner @EMnEM93]

Follow up though: would rather donate to the ladders over the wall or the escalators over the wall GoFundMe pages....😂🤣

[Emily Depner @EMnEM93]

This GoFundMe to build the wall. That 💰 could be used for after school programs, paying teachers a fair wage, mental health programs for veterans, SO MUCH. But yes let's try and fundraise for a wall that even if it's ok'd bet you it doesn't get finished. 🤦‍♀️

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This dog LOVES her wheelchair cause it means she gets to play outside 😁🐶

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

Michael showing up to Pam’s art show was one of the purest moments in The Office https://t.co/iQPXcHKIMi

[Emily Depner @EMnEM93]

It is simply amazing how rude people can be. They have no idea how much it affects others, what could be going on that day, or just have the decency to act like an adult. Choose words wisely. Be positive.