mommy molly

say crack again

[mommy molly @EMoney_Johnson]

@S0L4RFL4RE It’s the Sunday of the summer !

[Josh Sorbe @joshsorbe]

This messy Trump-Musk breakup is truly the gayest thing about pride month

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

You're telling me a cis teen built this chapel?

[Charlie @barbourtwat]

Pope Francis on meeting JD Vance:

[grandfatty @yeaheyesuppose]

i regret joining this class so bad..

[toeknee @tonypraysick]

me dragging moo deng to the pot roast https://t.co/OLhX0zT3a5

[Kyle @togvrak]

"I have concepts of a plan" - me all day at work when someone asks for an update

[vaibhav vijay @_vaibhavvijay_]

i’m sorry “i sent abdul from the taliban a picture of his house and he said why are you sending me a picture of my house and i said you’re going to have to figure that out abdul” will be stuck in my head forever

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Me when I have a concept of a plan

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

me liking every single transgender operations on illegal immigrants in prison tweet

[julia @eathedocument]

he moves like a 40 pound toddler with a full diaper

[Tevin JC @TevinJC]

“Concepts of a plan” he’s in his She by Sheree era 😭

[drew @hydratedangel]

moderator: you have 1 minute

trump

[😐 @00selm]

cat working hard to move his family out the city so it doesn’t get eaten by the haitians

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

Brittany Mahomes after seeing Taylor’s Kamala endorsement

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

illegal transgender alien

[K @843KT]

Chickens and Cows hearing that Dogs and Cats are being eaten now

[niamh @battymoth]

why did they call it the Paris Olympics and not Oui Sports

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

baby: googoo, gah gah

kamala harris:

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

i’m voting for the candidate who proposes the most extreme baby execution policy