Elise Murasso

Mother, office manager, and first class rockstar.

[Elise Murasso @EMurasso]

Unfortunately my OB surgery ended up being more in depth than planned an... https://t.co/QdCwS2WyZY

[Elise Murasso @EMurasso]

Insurance Just Doesn't Cover it https://t.co/QROG3C28lN

[Elise Murasso @EMurasso]

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[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

Is there a sympathy card to send friends when they show their child a favorite movie and the child is bored?

[Elise Murasso @EMurasso]

Unproductive, long-lasting cough: Natures way of making you workout your abs.

[Elise Murasso @EMurasso]

While I do love Morgan Freeman, I'd rather have @paddywarbucks narrate my life.

[Elise Murasso @EMurasso]

Dear #deltaairlines,

Can you get your shit together? 4 flights in a row now you've lost my bags..

[Elise Murasso @EMurasso]

: "do you use filters on any of your pictures?"

: "no... wait... Just the dirty ones"

[Elise Murasso @EMurasso]

While New York weather is amazing, I miss my humidity-ridden south.

(Never thought I'd say that shit.)

[Elise Murasso @EMurasso]

Walk out of den/bathroom area wrapped in towel & have wet hair.

Am greeted with, "where have you been?!"

[Elise Murasso @EMurasso]

So happy I could burst!
#LoveWins

[Elise Murasso @EMurasso]

Pixar, making grown ups cry since 1986.

#InsideOut

[Goddess~of~Scandals @Soo_Scandalouss]

Which make up covers up feelings?

[Elise Murasso @EMurasso]

Somehow I forgot that True Blood was just soft core porn with vampires and fairys.

[Elise Murasso @EMurasso]

I wanted a donut. I had an apple instead.

I still want a GD donut.

[Elise Murasso @EMurasso]

I can move "subway at rush hour" to my never-fucking-doing-it-again list.

[Elise Murasso @EMurasso]

There's a homeless man belting out New York State of mind by billy Joel.

I am happy.

[Elise Murasso @EMurasso]

My dogs are barking at the rain.

I need shock-collars...

[Elise Murasso @EMurasso]

Pizza for breakfast, two days in a row.

I can't tell if I'm winning or losing at being an adult.