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[ashleigh🕷 @ENCH4NTEDASH]

happy #f1twtselfieday ! first one of spring i think? i know it’s not technically a selfie but is what it is😭again from your two faves <3

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Sorry for being such a bitch yesterday i havent had an ice cream cone in like 4 days

[Fantasy Parliament @FtsyParliament]

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[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

not using ai and still getting 60% ai detected has to be the modern version of being accused of witchcraft.

[Ethereal♡ @Lilys_verses]

people who don’t read will never understand how hard it is to start a new book after being completely in love with the last one

[𝕖𝕞𝕣𝕖 @emrecolakoglu]

i'm assembling a team

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Christopher @molochofficial]

my favorite aspect of British politics is that it offers virtually no possibility of a graceful exit to the prime minister, just slightly different types and degrees of humiliation

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Americans explaining to Brits how 38°C (100.4°F) isn’t hot while living in air conditioned detached houses made of wood.

[christian @gothoperas]

“there should be a general election if the prime minister gets replaced” is such yankification of british politics it annoys me

keir starmer is not a president, we did not elect keir starmer as prime minister, we elected the labour party regardless of who the leader is

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

"I have accepted Keir Starmer's resignation as my chief servant and have invited Andy Burnham to lay out details for how many meals a day he'll give me"

[Anna @mollydyns]

andy burnham will be britain’s first prime minister in 16 years (and only the second this century) not to have been educated at oxford. a true man of humble beginnings, he went to fitzwilliam college, cambridge

[Grace @graceyldn]

The perfect UK summer temp is like 21 to 24 degrees with clear skies.

35/36 degrees is not UK weather and requires a pool and an all inclusive bar.

[🇵🇸💚 Jade @Jade_ODonell]

insane pull

[ɔ @chelseaaabee_]

are we ever going to have a prime minister serve their full term again or is being bullied out now a condition of the job

[Michael 🇺🇸 @_JeanLannes]

People are missing the rather amusing detail that when Starmer resigns, Larry, the "Chief Mouser," will have served under EIGHT different prime ministers in fifteen years.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

If rumours are to be believed I'll be living with a seventh different Prime Minister shortly. If it carries on like this I'm going to stop making the effort to learn their names.

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

Say it with me, a romcom must have the comedy part in it! You keep calling romantic dramas romcoms and I wanna scream. It’s like when you say casted.

[n @ryokuhak]

the uk has no business going beyond 25°C