oh hii mister i hope you dont mind but i caught a glimpse of you changing in the mens bathroom and you are so hung!! oh my mouth?? involuntary lesbian instincts!! so dont worry about me jerking off my tongue in your face sir! hmm? im groping you?? no of course not mister ♡ (lie)
it’s not cheating when u just caught ur gf making out with her bestie. u kinda HAD to punish both of them for disrespecting u like that. sticking ur dick in ur girl’s bestie while she lays down next to her was the best decision