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Ruben Loftus-cheek was originally a spell in Harry Potter, but he decided to be a footballer on his 12th birthday #3lions #ENG

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Harry Kane's face is being considered by the International Olympic Comittee to host the Winter Olympics in 2025 #skislopenose #3lions

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@Lionesses played @England in a behind closed doors match last October.The Lionesses won 3-2. It has been frantically covered up ever since.

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Nathaniel Clyne only ever drinks Capri Sun #3lions

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David Beckham is a member of Mensa #3lions

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

It was good to reshuffle the pack with Skepta lastnight also look forward sideways inside outside to the nxt time as you were LG x

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Frank Lampard owns 45% of motorway service stations south of the Keele Welcome Break between Junction 15 and 16 of the M6. #ThreeLions

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Name this England legend #betyoucant #ThreeLions #Football

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Theo Walcott once ran so fast that his legs fell off. He now wears prosthetics built in Germany so he can no longer represent #3lions

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Gareth Southgate's grandad helped Alan Turing crack the enigma code #gatecode #3lions

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Joe Hart never had dandruff #plottwist

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@ChrisSmalling has wonky eyes, but perfectly spherical testicles #youcanthaveitall

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Wayne Rooney was never sent off in Germany 2006, IT'S FAKE LIKE THE MOON LANDINGS!!! #FakeNews

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Delle Ali only eats raw potatoes

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Jordan Henderson never smiles in the shower #seriouswash

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Harry Kane is his own father #3lions #realnews #eng