Chris E

Engineer 👷

[Chris E @ENGWAUCHRIS]

What just happened today #LIVARS #Liverpool

[Brighton & Hove Albion @BHAFC]

Happy 125th birthday to us… 🥰

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Manchester United fans watch and learn, we will teach you how to beat Brighton with ease

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

I bought $9.99 worth of Microsoft points when I was a kid and my dad was in my room with a belt within 15 minutes of the purchase. If I spent a 100k I would of woken up in Kazakhstan with no arms

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Learn to return people's money with the same smile and energy you used to borrow it.

[Panashe @NasheCeezet_zw]

My parents divorced when I was 10.
Dad left. Mom said: "He doesn’t want us anymore."

He sent $200 every month. Never called.
I hated him. 12 years. Didn’t invite him to my graduation.

He died last year. Heart attack alone in his apartment.
Lawyer called me: "Your father left a will. Everything is yours."

I went to his apartment. It was empty. Mattress on floor.
Fridge had ketchup and water.
But in his closet: 12 birthday cards. Never sent.

[Jessie @Jessiekins]

I hate when people ask what I do for fun. Bro, I'm 32.

Coffee, gym, video games, sending reels to my 2 friends and enjoying cancelled plans.

[` @ymmmayer]

The dehumanization of babies and the humanization of pets is horrible

[Michael Yaw Antwi @mikeautoplug]

LGBTQI has no place in Christianity. Let's stop normalising what God hates.

[Joe4Jesus @VeryDarkJoe]

This young boy is seen preaching the gospel on the street in UK 🇬🇧 hallelujah 🙏

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

if a phone can bend, then your knees can too

[devin morgan @fedafter12am]

They're gonna start making you pay for job applications

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

she left you on read for 5 minutes, lewandowski scored 4 goals in that same time

[T🪄 @itsmetihboi]

The lecturer saying ‘we’ll stop here for today’ after 2 hours is the closest thing to freedom in uni.

[🔊 @oj_n_gw_]

too dangerous to do this life thing without God

[ً @leftinfragments]

So this is a worldwide problem 😭

[tax verstappen @mostlyboxbox]

A new app idea called Linked-Out where people can post about why they left their toxic workplace.

[William “Big Willy” MacMillan @WilliamMac67]

“She’s out of your league”

Don’t you know everyone meets in the FA cup?

[Field Marshal Americano @eversmann_]

New Apple CEO has a bachelors in engineering. No fancy courses, certifications, triple masters, MBA from Ivy League universities. Just a plain bachelor degree and 9 to 5 hustle.

[Agụba Ndi Eze 1 Of Ọgbakụ @osinachikings]

Their candidate won the river Elections.

[nonie_nonz @nonz_nonie]

Looking at my salary, I always wonder if I was a man, where would I get the money to give girls. 😭🤚