Ian Stewart

Suburbs. Sports. Satire.

[Ian Stewart @ENStuart7]

No truer statement has ever been written

[Ian Stewart @ENStuart7]

@Verizon SOS mode for 6 hours and counting….fix this outage ??

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

The wording in this tweet by @FOS.. here’s my view on it

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

LeBron: “You gotta play defense now that you on the Lakers”

Luka:

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Today is the last day that a person can wish another person Happy New Year, per Larry David.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Sports suck. Waste of time. Nothing matters. We’re all going to die anyway

[The Champaign Room @Champaign_Room]

ILLINOIS WINS IN LINCOLN!!!!!

[Ian Stewart @ENStuart7]

@Bambino_Bets Let’s go!

[Ryan @The_Ryan_Shull]

A nearly 2 hour debate & not one plan or proposal on how to fix the St. Louis Cardinals…

[Marc Roberge @marcroberge]

looking for immersive retirement spot that's a suburb from the 80s/90s
land lines and flash light tag
golf course for my kids to work at for movie money
a field to drink beer in
Blockbuster, Burger King and some football on Friday nights
Call it a day

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Zach Edey looks like if Sid from Toy Story fucked Yao Ming.

[Clarence Wilder @JWIMYS]

Ima be real. I think Ohtani not only gambled on his games I think he speaks fluent English

[Dave Wischnowsky @wischlist]

We always talk about being down 15 with four minutes left, but I think we often forget that Illinois was still down 8 with less than a minute to go.

What a game.

[Kyle Reis, 58% Neanderthal @kyler416]

The Cardinals are either going to lose 90 games again this year or have the top three finishers in Comeback Player of the Year award and win 95+ games and there will be no in between

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Goff and the Lions pulling up to the NFC Championship game

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

We march with the Boomers on this one.

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Pacheco run like a little kid testing out new shoes in the store

[STL Sports Central @STLSprtsCntrl]

The last time the Rangers were in the World Series. #STLCards

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Taylor Swift looking at Brittany Mahomes after every interception