Erin

not feeling like Gucci Mane in 2006 rn

[Erin @ENotEvery1]

rain drops and sun cream emulsifying on my leg, making a strange kind of mayonnaise hmm

[Erin @ENotEvery1]

enough of this "dark features" nonsense, let's go back to saying swarthy

[mau @rllydu]

“one follower isn’t a lot” imagine a one dance

[Erin @ENotEvery1]

they should invent a car that can do a knight's move

[Erin @ENotEvery1]

bored of hearing what the hot girls are doing, someone let me know what the butters are up to

[Erin @ENotEvery1]

how to feel like unc Speedrun, tell your little cousin that your GCSEs had letter grades and watch their face change

[Erin @ENotEvery1]

don't know about you lot but I don't doomscroll, every time I go on MY phone I laugh

[Erin @ENotEvery1]

You can't charge me 20% more to eat in and expect me not to steal something, it genuinely does not work like that

[Erin @ENotEvery1]

Need everyone to get out of this toilet so I can start playing my Tik Toks OUT LOUD

[Erin @ENotEvery1]

hate it when things are only an app, there should also be a website, in fact the website should come first and the app should just be a treat for the road

[Erin @ENotEvery1]

that tik tok ad selling the ds cartridge with 500 games on it, we're losing recipes, you should have a bizarre uncle that can make one for you

[Erin @ENotEvery1]

not following your recipe if there are too many adjectives in the title, you're overcompensating for something

[Erin @ENotEvery1]

"niche" reference Halloween costumes are out for 2026, next year we're going as sheet ghost and nefarious bunny

[Erin @ENotEvery1]

very gauche, very declassé to drive your supercar around the north circular, real rich people are driving a simple Volkswagen Sharan and leaving the supercar in the garage

[Erin @ENotEvery1]

has anyone rapped on the Macarena beat yet ? If not, I will

[Erin @ENotEvery1]

thank god we've got two feet, how would we know when one was slightly swollen without the other to compare ????

[Erin @ENotEvery1]

you don't like salad now because you've matured, it's because they don't put that evil red lettuce in it anymore, all just chickpeas, cucumber and oil now, of course you like it

[Erin @ENotEvery1]

"I feel down sometimes too uwu", unless giving me 1 million pounds is gonna make you feel better, I don't wanna hear it

[Erin @ENotEvery1]

actually do not require celebrities to be relatable at all, if you have 100 MILLION DOLLARS, do NOT sit on a podcast talking about imposter syndrome

[Erin @ENotEvery1]

didn't have any water before I left the house and now I'm dreaming of lucozade again