The_Guacfather🥑⚕️☣️

El mundo es tuyo

[The_Guacfather🥑⚕️☣️ @ENxjera]

Pain.

[The_Guacfather🥑⚕️☣️ @ENxjera]

I’m so unbelievably pumped for the Texas V Ohio game today, HOOK EM HORNS!!!!

[The_Guacfather🥑⚕️☣️ @ENxjera]

Derrick Henry looks good in purple

[The_Guacfather🥑⚕️☣️ @ENxjera]

Why is my dad listening to Vino Tinto?

[The_Guacfather🥑⚕️☣️ @ENxjera]

Welp…I just asked a blind person if they needed help looking for something😐

[The_Guacfather🥑⚕️☣️ @ENxjera]

They’re playing down by jay sean and I’m vibing so hard rn

[The_Guacfather🥑⚕️☣️ @ENxjera]

Who needs pre workout when you have a tóxica

[The_Guacfather🥑⚕️☣️ @ENxjera]

Man Fridays don’t even be feeling like Fridays no more when you work weekends🙁

[The_Guacfather🥑⚕️☣️ @ENxjera]

If you’re not zyning you’re not winning

[The_Guacfather🥑⚕️☣️ @ENxjera]

@Ali_meras1 It all had that weird jelly

[The_Guacfather🥑⚕️☣️ @ENxjera]

Don’t ask me how this happened but I just played baseball with bad bunny

[ur mom @doctorbirrion]

Trump right now:

[The_Guacfather🥑⚕️☣️ @ENxjera]

ION GIVE A PISS BOUT NOTHIN BUT THE TIDE!!!

[The_Guacfather🥑⚕️☣️ @ENxjera]

No way did I just get stuck in an elevator

[The_Guacfather🥑⚕️☣️ @ENxjera]

@Ali_meras1 Ha of course!

[The_Guacfather🥑⚕️☣️ @ENxjera]

Bro someone just said I look like satan in human form…idk what to say or what😂

[The_Guacfather🥑⚕️☣️ @ENxjera]

I’m tired of all my ID pictures looking like mugshots

[The_Guacfather🥑⚕️☣️ @ENxjera]

I want dominos so bad