Eo

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

therapist: name a time when you were happy?

me:

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Lad's got more charges than us

[nathan zed @NathanZed]

Let's say, hypothetically, I am a barbie girl. Okay let's even say I'm in a barbie world. Right so, in this scenario, I would know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume you could brush my hair and undress me everywhere?

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

The All-Ireland hurling final - the best sporting spectacle on the planet?

85,000 people at a game thats over 1000 years old on the island, with teams still playing for locality and pride.

Relatively untouched by diving/cheating that’s plagued most sports, a proper battle.

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

Shower Food Review 71: Whole Peking Duck - I took some time off to just relax. Each day I try to improve myself but I realized if you keep pushing the envelope one day it's going to break. Anyways this was one of the most decadent meals I've ever eaten in the shower. 10/10

[Night Goblin Boi @KSonOfABagel]

@bugsmaytrix

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"This is even more painful than it looks."

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

sir, the ticket was 19.99, just add a bag

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

They're coming home #NothingToDeclare

[Ilkay Gündogan @IlkayGuendogan]

One of the most emotional days of my career so far - what a way to become CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND 🏆😍 ... again. #CmonCity 💙

[Mary @johnnyhellodepp]

Johnny Depp’s reaction to the court finally getting to hear the audio tape in which Amber Heard admits to abusing him.

#JusticeforJohnnyDepp

[VAULT96283 @VAULT96283]

Fantastic https://t.co/bbFWrVAG9B

[Otto Fernandez @OttoFernandez]

It's Chinese New Year and the first day of Black History Month?

[Eo @EO__H]

@alizagllgs @oliviafisherrrr Yo know what you did

[Sergio Kun Aguero @aguerosergiokun]

Thank you, @ManCity! To the club, the staff, my colleagues, and former colleagues, and to the fans that supported me so much during these difficult times. I hope I can embrace all of you soon, 💙

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

⁦@barstoolsports⁩ fck da rules

[Eo @EO__H]

@KaiKastin @oliviafisherrrr About as smooth as sandpaper

[Cal The Dragon @CalTheDragon]

Just so you know that I’ve given up with pursuing to go pro, I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s impossible so I’ve slowed down. 😔🐉#CallumTheDragonOfficial #CalTheDragon

[Divine Beast Dancing Lightskin @79hfg3n3948rhf0]

we used to be a real country