Elizabeth Keane

The girl at the party checking out the bookshelves.

[Elizabeth Keane @EPCKeane]

I could use your help with my fundraiser on GoFundMe. Please share, support, or donate – every small action counts. https://t.co/bKFFideizv

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Ummm...What were the good parts of slavery, MAGA?

[Elizabeth Keane @EPCKeane]

Receiving a rejection email from a publisher while trying on jeans has to be the most depressing ten minutes ever.

[Elizabeth Keane @EPCKeane]

'It takes a lot longer to build a lie than to tell the truth...' Oh, MAGA really doesn't do irony, do they?

[Sir 2Tone 🎶 (with a dash of Wolfie) @2Tone4Real]

This is a beautiful use of language…

Chapeau 🎩 Monsieur 🇫🇷

[Elizabeth Keane @EPCKeane]

@LouiseMBuckley Absolutely! Most agencies warn they are not there to provide editorial feedback but I would really be grateful that an agent took the time. I suppose there could be a warning that there's no guarantee of representation and it's up to the author if they want to use the advice.

[Elizabeth Keane @EPCKeane]

Happy Halloween!

[Elizabeth Keane @EPCKeane]

Waiting for Tuesday night/Wednesday morning feels like waiting for the last Harry Potter book to come out and thinking 'Oh, please, Voldemort can't win, can he?'

[Elizabeth Keane @EPCKeane]

@LouiseMBuckley Amanda Peter's The Berry Pickers.

[Don Van Natta Jr. @DVNJr]

The greatest New Yorker cartoon of all time.

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

Sometimes when I go to events my wife comes with me. If the @MailOnline get hold of pictures they put it on their website and hundreds of comments tear my wife to pieces. She’s never thrust herself forward or courted attention in any way. I don’t know if the comments are real or written by the mail. Or by bots. But I do know it’s cyber bullying. And mysoginist. And I think it may be in some way the business model of the @MailOnline . Monetising unkindness.

[Elizabeth Keane @EPCKeane]

@cbcreative @silvanhistorian Why isn't she grateful? I broke the curse. Without me, she'd still be in the forest in a glass coffin with all those dwarves gaping at her. Another morning, staring out the window, stroking an apple, whispering that she has nothing to do, nothing to look forward to.

[Elizabeth Keane @EPCKeane]

@GBGreatAgain You know what this means, Bart?
The dead have risen. And they’re voting Republican.

[Elizabeth Keane @EPCKeane]

@cbcreative @samuelburr Liv adjusted the mirror and dug through her bag. MAC Fix, Conceal and Correct Palette. The lady behind the counter told her it was popular with drag queens, so it should work here. Slathered on like frosting. Dark lipstick to distract. What could she get away with in the daytime?

[Hodges Figgis @Hodges_Figgis]

In true Hodges Figgis fashion, our window dresser has put together a wonderful display to mark the release of Kevin Barry’s “The Heart in Winter”, available from today onwards!

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

"Oxford crew reveal sickness problems after Cambridge double up"

What a country....the River Thames is so sick and polluted that the Boat Race crews won't even "risk being thrown in the water to celebrate".

Congratulations Cambridge..yes I'm biased 😂 https://t.co/tHkAfdtuzY

[Elizabeth Keane @EPCKeane]

@JerichoWriters #JWMeetYourMatch Nora Ephron meets Lorelai Gilmore when a struggling script doctor writes a revealing film about her sister, one that is certain to reignite some serous sibling rivalry.

[Elizabeth Keane @EPCKeane]

@JerichoWriters #commercialfiction #JWMeetYourMatch
Nora Ephron meets Lorelai Gilmore when a struggling script doctor writes a revealing film about her sister, one certain to reignite some serious sibling rivalry.

[Elizabeth Keane @EPCKeane]

@Luiseach Water levels?

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Ellie Black. #NewYorkerCartoons