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Just trying to get a little pizza in an uncivilized world 🍕 she/her

[EPell @EPell19]

Me at 2pm: I'm exhausted, I need to get to sleep early tonight.
Me at 12:06am: Wait, what do people on that Norwegian island with the Global Seed Vault do for a living?

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A moment of appreciation for the fellow wedding guest who just beelined for the bathroom holding a beer in with his right hand and using his left to drag a 3 year old yelling "but YOU get to pee outside!"

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Put my phone down for one afternoon and apparently NYC is underwater, Dianne Feinstein has died, and an arrest was made for Tupac's murder 😳

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@nickcalc And Jrue to Portland? I feel so many feelings

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As a Blazers fan living in Milwaukee what am I supposed to do with this information 🙃

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

BREAKING: The Portland Trail Blazers are trading guard Damian Lillard to the Milwaukee Bucks, sources tell ESPN.

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Have we considered that the response to Taylor Swift just attending an NFL game might be where lyrics about fearing she is "too big to hang out" and imagery of being trapped in a fishbowl come from?

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I am personally offended by every game that goes to OT if it's scheduled before Oregon plays.

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Beyond fucked up that when I tell people there was a fatal shooting at my moms workplace today I automatically feel the need to add "but at least it wasn't a mass shoot ing."

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Absolutely did not have Gen Z discovering the Indigo Girls because of Barbie on my bingo card.

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I have said Sid is the father since the beginning and I think the #howimetyourfather season finale added fuel to the fire. I will die on this hill.

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Zoom is so special because instead of just asking if I'm wearing sunscreen my mom can yell "wait put your hand back on screen, is that a new mole? Have you seen the dermatologist?"

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When someone says "the Ducks have the most awful uniforms" but you're in a professional setting & need to be civil.

[Salim @reyTempest_]

What's your first tweet when you search for "men" in your page?

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15 yr old: My future boyfriend has to move to Hawaii with me.
Her mom: I thought you were going to be an attorney?
15 yr old: No mom, I want to be a LAWYER.

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I swear to God, someone just asserted that we need to "create supply and demand pressures on local bees." No Mow May is magical.

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Favorite new quote from our (often drama filled) local FB group: "I am not with you, I am on the side of the dandelions."

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The Great Dandelion debate is up to 133 comments. It includes the phrase "leftist communism", a link to an organic cooking blog, & a soliloquy on how workers comp is ruining the economy. It just doesn't quit.

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A moment to appreciate "Remy's special drinks," which is how my mother refers to Rennie's lemonade.

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Nothing like crawling around the floor with an almost 1 year old to make you realize your vacuum abilities are wanting.

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Woke up to a crying baby. Tried to grab my phone before I went in to change her & discovered it wasn't on my nightstand. Searched for 5 frantic minutes. Gave up, then found it in baby's basket of diaper supplies in the nursery? So basically a metaphor for this week.