ˋ 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝔅𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ

[ˋ 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝔅𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ @EQUUSlTY]

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˓ ₈₅₄ ˒ .

SUCCESSION

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[ˋ 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝔅𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ @EQUUSlTY]

Hey ... He didn't know that your friend was a lunatic .

[-` man o͜͡f 𝖜ar 𓈒﹒ @armouredhero]

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listening to my niece’s naive as hell boyfriend start talking to me about an “old friend” wanting to see me again
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[ˋ 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝔅𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ @EQUUSlTY]

I don't think I do know .

[𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙃𝙊𝙏 𝙍𝘼𝙂𝙀 ☄️ @shootitgalliard]

You know.

[ˋ 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝔅𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ @EQUUSlTY]

What the fuck does that even mean

[𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙃𝙊𝙏 𝙍𝘼𝙂𝙀 ☄️ @shootitgalliard]

what do you MEAN. I look plenty..... When I can. Because sometimes I can't...

[ˋ 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝔅𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ @EQUUSlTY]

Literally couldn't think of anything worse .

[𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙃𝙊𝙏 𝙍𝘼𝙂𝙀 ☄️ @shootitgalliard]

Colt... I'll lick you all over for free because you're my friend and my comrade. 💚

[ˋ 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝔅𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ @EQUUSlTY]

I will get you a beer because you are my friend and my comrade .

[𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙃𝙊𝙏 𝙍𝘼𝙂𝙀 ☄️ @shootitgalliard]

If you get me one beer too I'll do it again and give you a different answer.

[ˋ 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝔅𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ @EQUUSlTY]

You don't even look at me during .....

[𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙃𝙊𝙏 𝙍𝘼𝙂𝙀 ☄️ @shootitgalliard]

NO????????

[ˋ 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝔅𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ @EQUUSlTY]

* 🫱👂❓

[𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙃𝙊𝙏 𝙍𝘼𝙂𝙀 ☄️ @shootitgalliard]

My senses dulled now that I licked so many of you. Gotta wash my tongue with a beer.

[ˋ 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝔅𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ @EQUUSlTY]

* 🚬😮‍💨

For saying I'm a little pissy vanilla cupcake .

[𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙃𝙊𝙏 𝙍𝘼𝙂𝙀 ☄️ @shootitgalliard]

Why now???? 😩

[ˋ 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝔅𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ @EQUUSlTY]

I am not pissy . Now I'm pissy . I wasn't before , but I am now .

[𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙃𝙊𝙏 𝙍𝘼𝙂𝙀 ☄️ @shootitgalliard]

Just be the cupcake bro. Let me chomp on you bro. Always so pissy.

[ˋ 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝔅𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ @EQUUSlTY]

Putting words in my mouth won't make you less angry .

[𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙃𝙊𝙏 𝙍𝘼𝙂𝙀 ☄️ @shootitgalliard]

But of course. You only like me when you throw up on me.

[ˋ 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝔅𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ @EQUUSlTY]

' Name one thing you're satisfied about ' , just say you want a divorce .

[ˋ 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝔅𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ @EQUUSlTY]

Trying to enjoy my time off work but Porco is busy nagging me like an unhappy husband .

[ˋ 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝔅𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ @EQUUSlTY]

Trying to enjoy my time off work but Porco is busy nagging me like an unhappy husband .

[ˋ 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝔅𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ @EQUUSlTY]

My family , my friends .

[𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙃𝙊𝙏 𝙍𝘼𝙂𝙀 ☄️ @shootitgalliard]

Name one thing you're satisfied with.

[bewessh @flochaholic]

Spring 853 trench digging

[ˋ 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝔅𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ @EQUUSlTY]

me as a baby

[Intresting nature 🌿🪐 @_PulseOfNature]

Mom's on her way!🐎💕 Nothing beats that reassurance.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i would die for you little horse figurine

[horse @horseimage]

celebrate

[ˋ 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝔅𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ @EQUUSlTY]

I am 𝘯𝘰𝘵 dissatisfied with everything you do .

[𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙃𝙊𝙏 𝙍𝘼𝙂𝙀 ☄️ @shootitgalliard]

You're always dissatisfied with all I do. A man can't even like vanilla.

[ˋ 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝔅𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ @EQUUSlTY]

No ifs, buts , or coconuts , young man .

[𝓤ɴ𝑓𝑜ʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇ ᅠ𝑠𝑜ɴ. @blrdsofafeathr]

BUT BUT

[ˋ 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝔅𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ @EQUUSlTY]

No Gabi . No books . No gambling . You go to the battlefield , and then you come straight back home

[𝓤ɴ𝑓𝑜ʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇ ᅠ𝑠𝑜ɴ. @blrdsofafeathr]

NONONONO