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[☔ @Whotfismick]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home
• sleep

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i’m in tears Haaland arrived back in Norway with a raccoon😭

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

“Man y’all saw that shit too right?”

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Could be us.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A woman in New York managed to lock her door just seconds before a stranger who had followed her home could reach her 👀

[💤 @zymon3y]

the guy at the back is missing a head ???

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

future historians are going to have a nightmare trying to explain why we ran out of drinking water because we needed to cool down the machines generating 4K AI fruit videos

[👩‍🍳🇺🇸🇮🇩 @imccheline]

Nutella pancake for sunday ☀️

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

She understood the assignment

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

E Girl auto maintenance tip of the day.

[Fck Around N Find Out @FAFO_TV]

It really be the ones closest to you 💀

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

I'm crying 😭😭😭😭😭 he's catching up

[ゆらぴこ🌼🐤 @yura_burstgirl]

Today i learned new American phrase...🗽✨🇺🇸

Type shit！

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this might be my favorite tweet this year😭

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Bitch was there a dragon in there?! Why is it so aggressive omg