ERASS HelpDesk

A parody account for residency applicants.

[ERASS HelpDesk @ERASSHelpDesk]

@SSWeiner There, it's changed. I've just put the "ASS" back in "ERAS" #OhWaitItNeverLeft @AAMCtoday @ERASinfo #ERASfail

[ERASS HelpDesk @ERASSHelpDesk]

Doesn't ERAS have better things to do than try to shut down @ERASHelpDesk? Like maybe, making ERAS suck less? #trademarkcomplaint @ERASinfo

[ERASS HelpDesk @ERASSHelpDesk]

@ERASinfo Well, since you asked, I've had a nagging cough for the past few weeks...

[ERASS HelpDesk @ERASSHelpDesk]

Thank god that's fixed. Now you guys will have to blame something besides ERAS for not getting the interview invites you wanted. #ERAS2015

[ERASS HelpDesk @ERASSHelpDesk]

Truce? @ERASinfo

[Andrés Reig @andreuet]

@ERASHelpDesk thanks for keeping us smiling during the wait!

[ERASS HelpDesk @ERASSHelpDesk]

If we had a dollar for every complaint about ERAS...it still would be way less than what we collect from you guys in fees. @ERASinfo

[ERASS HelpDesk @ERASSHelpDesk]

Hey, applicants, is anyone good with computers? We could use a little help here. Compensation: residency programs will get to see your app.

[Mark J. Harris @MarkMDMPH]

@ERASHelpDesk On the bright side, you still have time to add this story to your personal statement. #overcomingadversity #ERASfail

[ERASS HelpDesk @ERASSHelpDesk]

ERAS's motto: "Today's applications, tomorrow." #ERAS2015 @ERASinfo #ERASfail

[ERASS HelpDesk @ERASSHelpDesk]

Applicants: I hear that residency can involve long hours with little pay. Have you considered alternatives? Think about it. @ERASinfo

[ERASS HelpDesk @ERASSHelpDesk]

Update: we've just been informed that ERAS's servers are actually NOT touch-screen. Unrelated note: anyone have some spare alcohol wipes?

[ERASS HelpDesk @ERASSHelpDesk]

But really, guys, don't you find refreshing a webpage early in the morning to be kind of...refreshing? #yourewelcome @ERASinfo #ERASfail

[ERASS HelpDesk @ERASSHelpDesk]

Update: our ERAS IT support team has been repeatedly kicking the server computers overnight. That should do the trick, right? #problemsolved

[ERASS HelpDesk @ERASSHelpDesk]

We will be keeping the ERAS website closed until 9AM ET, at which point we will open it so that it can crash again. #circleoflife #ERAS2015

[ERASS HelpDesk @ERASSHelpDesk]

Early bird gets the worm. But tons of early birds all at once? They don't get shit. #takethatbenfranklin #errorscreen #ERAS2015 @ERASinfo

[ERASS HelpDesk @ERASSHelpDesk]

Hey, applicants, can anyone spare some duct tape? #ERAS2015 @ERASinfo #ERASfail

[ERASS HelpDesk @ERASSHelpDesk]

We sincerely apologize for the server crash today, which was completely unforeseeable and impossible to avoid. #ERAS2015 @ERASinfo #ERASfail

[ERASS HelpDesk @ERASSHelpDesk]

Before you criticize ERAS's fee structure, realize: I have a wife and kids to feed. They like caviar. #nonprofit @ERASinfo #ERAS2015

[ERASS HelpDesk @ERASSHelpDesk]

OK, so we made you waste a day. But did we charge you $1200 and make you play pretend with actors? #leaveusalone #gopickonStep2CS #ERASfail