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Master of karate and all things cool

[Ken Olin @kenolin1]

85 year old Ruth Bader Ginsberg broke three ribs and returned to work in a few days.
Donald Trump wouldn’t stand in a drizzle to honor our soldiers.
Some men just don’t have the stamina to lead.

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Philly, RT this! If we hit 5000 tweets by 9/12, we get 50% off weekday @Lyft rides for 2 more weeks. #50OffLyftPHI http://t.co/dns2OnzuCP

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Whyyyyy #greyworm noooooo

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@djdeejay at silk leggo

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

MIROSLAV KLOSE! The new all-time leading scorer of the World Cup! Germany leads 2-0, as Klose breaks Ronaldo's World Cup goals record.

[ERNIEbro @ERNIEbro]

Avocado and sriracha go together like pb&j...new favorite snack

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@dlmgabby killin it @_howlatthemoon
@christina_regan @Thee_Tash @kinzdaddy

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First mosquito bite of 2014 😱����😱😱

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@dlmgabby @christina_regan @kinzdaddy gave the hawks the go ahead in my bracket..better not disappoint!

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@lasalledrummer where you at homie?

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I've suddenly been struck by an excess amount of bogeys in my nosey #notcoolbro

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#erinexpresspictures

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Want to really piss someone off who's already pissed at you? Tell them not to get their panties in a bunch.

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@jenrkinch @paulbuono25 I'm pooping right now #tmi? #twitterpoo

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My life was so much better before flappy bird..

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@JLin7, is that you in front row for Bruno ?

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When excessively tan 17yo girls throw down at your gym in January, you know your in #twp

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@sweetstweets7 @MatthewVignola”

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Swiss cheese pervert...shoulda used asiago @Wendys #dickcheese