Ian and I were in bed when we heard screaming outside. We looked out the window and saw two cop cars rollin’ on by with their lights on chasing some woman screaming at them on her bike... quarentainment at it’s best👏🏽
Ashamed to admit I asked my mom if she put garlic in her Alfredo sauce... I guessed she did so I put 3x the amount and the sauce was TO DIE FORRRRR BETCHES #italian
When your boyfriend is supposed to take you out for a nice dinner but then his truck breaks and all of a sudden you’re eating cheap Chinese out of a truck bed in the street😑
My boyfriends response to my Christmas cookie pictures was “eww looks gross. Looks like cardboard cookies” so I think I’m winning this whole Christmas thing... ❄️⛄️