ESA Rosetta Lander

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@mggtTaylor @ProfBrianCox @daraobriain @BBCStargazing @ESA_Rosetta BLEEDING TYPICAL EVERYONE ALWAYS FORGETS ABOUT ME!

[ESA Rosetta Lander @ESA_Philae]

I'M STILL HERE YOU KNOW??

[ESA Rosetta Lander @ESA_Philae]

@roxiethehamste1 NO FRIEND OF MINE - I MEAN COME ON - WHAT SORT OF FRIEND WOULD DUMP YOU ON A SHITHOLE LIKE THIS! - WITH NO SPARE BATTERIES!

[ESA Rosetta Lander @ESA_Philae]

@roxiethehamste1 WHO NEEDS FINGERS - I HAVE SOME OF THE MOST UPDATE TECHNOLOGY KNOWN TOO MAN - EXCEPT BATTERIES OF COURSE #SENDBATTERIES

[ESA Rosetta Lander @ESA_Philae]

@roxiethehamste1 NOT GREAT - CANT SEE FA - STUCK BY THIS GREAT BIG CLIFF + IT SMELLS LIKE STALE CHEETOS - ANY WORD ON THE RESCUE MISSION?

[ESA Rosetta Lander @ESA_Philae]

@roxiethehamste1 I'LL BE HONEST - I'VE HAD BETTER WEEKS!
BUT THANKS FOR ASKING.

[ESA Rosetta Lander @ESA_Philae]

I'M NOT MUCKING AROUND HERE - ITS REALLY DARK, AND IT SMELLS AWFUL!! #rosettamission

[ESA Rosetta Lander @ESA_Philae]

@CBeasty YEAH BEAM ME UP - SOON AS YOU LIKE!

[ESA Rosetta Lander @ESA_Philae]

FUCK GOING TO THE MOON, HOW ABOUT SOMEONE COMING UP HERE AND HELPING ME OUT?? #rossetamission

[ESA Rosetta Lander @ESA_Philae]

WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO PARK HERE?!? - WISH I'D BOUGHT A FEW MORE PP3S #rosettamission #boredandstuck

[ESA Rosetta Lander @ESA_Philae]

JUST SEEN A CLANGER! #rosetta #rosettamission

[ESA Rosetta Lander @ESA_Philae]

OH THATS GIVEN ME THE RIGHT HUMP - IM SULKING NOW - WILL TWEET AGAIN LATER - AFTER EASTENDERS #rosettamission

[ESA Rosetta Lander @ESA_Philae]

CAVE IS COLLAPSING REPEAT CAVE IS COLLAPSING - OH BOLLOCKS - NOT A CAVE - ITS A GIANT OVEN GLOVE AAAGGGGHHH #rosettamission #getmeoutofhere

[ESA Rosetta Lander @ESA_Philae]

AGGHHHH!!!! MYNOCKS! I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE #rosettamission

[ESA Rosetta Lander @ESA_Philae]

THERE'S SOMETHING OUT THERE! #rosettamission

[ESA Rosetta Lander @ESA_Philae]

YIKES THE FLOORS JUST SHAKEN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER - ITS QUITE POSSIBLE THIS COMETS NOT ENTIRELY STABLE!!! #rosettamission

[ESA Rosetta Lander @ESA_Philae]

HAVE REACHED CAVE - ENTRANCE SURROUNDED BY STALAGMITES AND STALAGTITES - CAVE FLOOR APPEARS TO HAVE MOISTURE REPEAT MOISTURE - GOING IN

[ESA Rosetta Lander @ESA_Philae]

JUST SPOTTED A CAVE 200M TO THE SOUTH OF MY PRESENT POSITION - WILL INVESTIGATE AND REPORT BACK #rosettamission

[ESA Rosetta Lander @ESA_Philae]

THERE'S NOT A LOT UP HERE TO BE HONEST - EXPECTED AT LEAST A STARBUCKS OR SOMETHING!!! #rosettamission #bitborednow

[ESA Rosetta Lander @ESA_Philae]

HANG ON A MINUTE - I'VE JUST SPOTTED A CHINESE FLAG 100M TO MY LEFT - DO YOU WANT ME TO HIDE IT?? #rosettamission