Ellen Clarke 📂

she/her 🏳️‍🌈💖💜💙

[Ellen Clarke 📂 @ESCape183]

@hthaze Waiting for your reaction to the soundtrack 👀🙏🏻

[Ellen Clarke 📂 @ESCape183]

@GameGrumps I say “hot dogs, duh” almost every day

[guy named balls @bobsredmilf]

what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes

[Ellen Clarke 📂 @ESCape183]

@KageKamaara not sure if you’re aware, all of Trenchboy|| has disappeared from YouTube music, which is a major bummer cause I just found it and I’m fully obsessed

[Ellen Clarke 📂 @ESCape183]

I have to imagine Danny dying laughing while recording @ninjasexparty songs… like I’m listening to Cool Patrol and wondering how he ever made it through “slap a camel because this could be your only chance”?? I need these bloopers please lolol

[Ellen Clarke 📂 @ESCape183]

@snooki have you had the pickle fries at sonic? I just had them for the first time and they’re damn good, I’d recommend them 💜

[Ellen Clarke 📂 @ESCape183]

Weedkiller by @ashnikko is a fantastic album, no skips.

I’ve been chewing on it for a few days now and have finally processed how devastating Miss Nectarine is. I cannot move past the line “both our homes are not safe for us” 😭😭😭

[Ellen Clarke 📂 @ESCape183]

@hthaze I can’t decide if you’d love @ashnikko new album or not 🤔

[Ellen Clarke 📂 @ESCape183]

Not me thinking he meant sock tape 😂

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Nobody more smug than a Clear user at the airport ooooh look at you mr king of the line

[Ellen Clarke 📂 @ESCape183]

@ashnikko It’s so fucking good, I’m fully obsessed

[Ellen Clarke 📂 @ESCape183]

Fuck off tiktok this is so rude.

[Ellen Clarke 📂 @ESCape183]

@PicturesFoIder Insurance

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

uh oh ninja brian has that james dean daydream look in his eye

[Ellen Clarke 📂 @ESCape183]

@GameGrumps That’s right fucker, you think I’m wearing a slicker? Nope, this is a normal woolen hood that’s soaked with the blood of your friends. Go fuck yourself.

[Ellen Clarke 📂 @ESCape183]

@NoahKahan Rightfully so, it’s constantly in my head and I’m not mad about it

[Ellen Clarke 📂 @ESCape183]

@hthaze KESHA GAG ORDER

[Ellen Clarke 📂 @ESCape183]

Do @egoraptor and @chrismelberger know each other? I feel like they’d be besties… Peach boys 👑

[Ellen Clarke 📂 @ESCape183]

When I was a little kid it was uncommon to have a desktop computer at home. now I’m 30 and it’s uncommon to have a desktop computer at home…

[Ellen Clarke 📂 @ESCape183]

@hthaze dying to see your reaction to Kesha’s new album 👀

[Ellen Clarke 📂 @ESCape183]

11 years?? Time is weird #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Roanoke Rail Yard Dawgs @RailYardDawgs]

GAME ONE BELONGS TO US! ✅

Roanoke locks down Birmingham in a 4-2 win on Thursday night in the President's Cup Final. Goals by Stephen Alvo, Jason Lavallée, Nick Ford, and Matt O'Dea paced the Dawgs, while Austyn Roudebush made 25 saves!

TWO. MORE. Ws. 👏