Just Barry

Sometimes parody. Contains multitudes. Not a total philistine. Impolite & unapologetic Canadian. DPRK watcher watcher. Back from exile. Influencer.

[teryn @youngtiddy]

myrrh? i hardly nyrrh

[Just Barry @eslbarry]

Merry Christmas to Little Rick and nobody else.

[Stacy Jo Rost @StacyRost]

Scheming. He’s working me out of the will.

[Stacy Jo Rost @StacyRost]

Scheming. He’s working me out of the will.

[Just Barry @eslbarry]

Tizzardization is the process of becoming more like David A. Tizzard, a writer who has lived in Korea for nearly twenty years. He explores Korean culture and society through his personal experiences and observations. He also shares his insights on balancing cultural identities.

[Mark K @MKinTokyo]

Excuse me Japan but what?

[Just Barry @eslbarry]

Cum all ye faithful

[Raphael Rashid @koryodynasty]

Previously convicted serial rapist and self-proclaimed messiah Jeong Myeong-seok (78), the leader of the controversial Jesus Morning Star (JMS) religious group, has been sentenced to 23 years in prison for sexual offenses. https://t.co/vzSzbGOBsy

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

The "Ship of Theseus" article has been edited 1792 times since it was created in July of 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article (seen below) remain.

[Just Barry @eslbarry]

What sort of weird future does this portend?

[Just Barry @eslbarry]

Canadian coffee chain Tim Hortons to open 150 outlets in S. Korea within 5 years https://t.co/BBQxanc8SX

[Just Barry @eslbarry]

Canadian coffee chain Tim Hortons to open 150 outlets in S. Korea within 5 years https://t.co/BBQxanc8SX

[Just Barry @eslbarry]

Americans used to elect leaders with strong streams now all they have is these little drippers.

https://t.co/vYsXuytHIp

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy takes a piss with his mic on during an 𝕏 Space with 100K+ listeners

Elon Musk: “I hope you feel better”

Vivek: “I feel great, thank you”

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

The Dodgers are spending $700 million on Ohtani. The U.S. population is 327 million. They could have given each American $1 million and still have money left over for Ohtani. I feel like a $1 million check would be life-changing for most people. Yet they're spending it on Ohtani

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Ohtani going to Toronto is so bad for baseball. Nobody gives a fuck about the Blue Jays besides those Maple Syrup drinking motherfuckers in Canada.

[Just Barry @eslbarry]

The Seoul pundit class is noticeably quiet about the Blue Jays pursuit of Ohtani.

[Austen Allred @Austen]

Breaking Bad

[Just Barry @eslbarry]

I had the weirdest dream. Koreans were purchasing and consuming dragon fruit. I know right?

[Just Barry @eslbarry]

Okay, I'll bite. What is AI?

[Just Barry @eslbarry]

@frenchtart I have never seen kimchi Doritos. It sounds like something that really should exist though. I'd be into it. In Korea, there is of course Kimchi-everything else.

[Just Barry @eslbarry]

@MichaelChesnut2 too true

[Just Barry @eslbarry]

https://t.co/pw0ptS1WAy

Scholars maintain that this was the moment the world started to get really fucked up.