Steve Elsworth

EFL writer, formerly with Greenpeace, projects include Go, Energy, Look!, and Graphic Grammar. All views probably other people's.

[Steve Elsworth @ESLElsworth]

@chrisloder @dorsetpolice Chris Loder doesn’t support three eagles being introduced, but he does support 47 million pheasants being released so that he and his chums can point rifles at them and pretend to be intrepid hunters. Sandy Weatherburn is right. The eagles weren’t reintroduced to Dorset.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

The look that says ‘you and you alone, on the entire planet, think I am cabinet material ….’

[Steve Elsworth @ESLElsworth]

What’s happening with Hive? I ordered a thermostat and hub on Wednesday, paid for next day delivery, and nothing happened. Phoned them today, they said they were completely out of stock, and couldn’t promise delivery for three, five, maybe six weeks. Have they gone bust?

[Steve Peers @StevePeers]

Who among us has not failed to declare our 520-acre Yorkshire grouse moor?

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

A message to Conservative Party members from Tomasz, an HGV driver. (Location: Manchester city centre)

[Steve Elsworth @ESLElsworth]

Tories facing calls to return cash from donors named in Pandora papers https://t.co/Aqw0xhbrrY

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

One of those rare videos during an election cycle that leaves you quiet and still in the silence after it ends.

[Steve Elsworth @ESLElsworth]

Anyone know what’s happened to web site host Siteground? They don’t answer emails any more, I can’t see anyone in the office, and it takes half an hour for their chat desk to ignore you. The tumbleweed blows, but there’s no one to see it...

[Jimmy Kimmel Live @JimmyKimmelLive]

The White House made a highlight reel to celebrate Trump’s heroic walk across the street for his bible photo op...

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

Here’s my Boris, don’t suppose it’s the only one

[Hasan Patel @CorbynistaTeen]

Chinese medics have just arrived in London to help us fight Covid-19. The media won’t tell you for some reason. 👏

[Steve Elsworth @ESLElsworth]

I left Plusnet three months ago but they're still billing me and they won't let me contact them. Having an account with Plusnet is like shaking hands with a Zombie: you can't understand what they're saying, and they never let go.

[Victoria Coren Mitchell @VictoriaCoren]

I feel so out of the loop with modern sex talk. What didn’t Mr Johnson do?

*memo: new round for “Only Connect... After The Watershed” ?*

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

This man wants to privatise our NHS.

How on earth does he have 1.3 million followers?

We only have 415k :(

Please follow and RT to help put things right.

https://t.co/CtmjTinAo3

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Voting makes a difference. No matter how bored you are over Brexit, go out and vote. Any vote for Farage on Thursday won’t be seen by him as a protest but as support for his brand of far-right U.K. politics. The more votes against him, the greater the chance of stopping him.

[Guy Verhofstadt @guyverhofstadt]

I’m surprised to see you here, Mr. Farage. I thought you were marching 200 miles for the leave campaign? How many did you do? 2 miles! You remind me more & more of Field Marshal Haig in Blackadder, sitting safely in his office, while his people are walking in the cold & the rain.

[Steve Elsworth @ESLElsworth]

https://t.co/V6EZ1vWGVt = living hell. I thought I had left them because of their impenetrable website, but they still have my domain name. And i can't get into their stupid portal. #hostgatorhell

[Steve Elsworth @ESLElsworth]

Next: anyone heard of an emergency at Avid Energy? They’re not answering their phones. Should I call the emergency services?

[Steve Elsworth @ESLElsworth]

@O2 Not yet, thanks. Try again tmoro

[Steve Elsworth @ESLElsworth]

Has anyone else experienced the screaming head banging frustration of O2 Business? Their website is a nightmare to navigate, and now I've been told my data roaming is about to expire. I'm travelling, tried to top it up. Impossible. Sorry. ImpO2sible.