THEY LOCKED MACKAY STADIUM BUT I AM STILL INSIDE. SECURITY CANNOT FIND ME BECAUSE I AM DISGUISED AS A SEISMOGRAPH. AN 8.7 HIT RENO. RENO means Reality Ended, Nevada Obliterated. THE WOLF PACK PUNTED 11 TIMES. ONE BALL WHISPERED GET ME OUT. CIVIL 87. NEVADA 0. THE ZERO IS A CRATER
FINAL FROM RENO
Okstate Civil 87
Nevada 0
America’s greatest offense was only half the story. Civil gained 637 yards while its defense forced four turnovers, scored three touchdowns and held Nevada to 159 yards.
Civil opens PAC 12 play at 1 and 0. Reno registered an 8.7. #VSCH
THE OCHO’S EXTENDED WEEK 0 COVERAGE CONTINUES NEXT SATURDAY!
110 years after 222–0, Georgia Tech and Cumberland’s successor finally meet again.
🏈 THE FRONT PORCH SERIES
Georgia Tech at Cracker Barrel University
📅 AUGUST 15
📍 LEBANON, TENNESSEE
REVENGE SMELLS LIKE BISCUITS.
IT’S GAMEDAY.
No. 1 Ohio State visits defending national champion Okstate Civil tonight at 7 PM CT.
To clarify, VSCH Network did not authorize Gary Busey to sneak into 100 Yard Fault Stadium, enter restricted areas or evade the Jumbotron. We have lost contact with Gary.
I SNUCK INTO 100 YARD FAULT STADIUM THROUGH A DOOR MARKED AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL. I AUTHORIZED MYSELF. THEY BETTER NOT PUT ME ON THE JUMBOTRON. THE BUCKEYES CANNOT KNOW WHICH SECTION CONTAINS THE BUSEY. NUMBERS ARE JUST LETTERS WITH THEIR BONES SHOWING.
Okstate Civil vs. Ohio State
Okstate Mech Coach's Thoughts on Civil's upcoming season opener:
“Do I want Civil to win? Yes. I want them undefeated when they reach the Motor Bowl. I want no injuries, no excuses and no one left to say Mech defeated anything less than Civil at its strongest.
— Hank Rearden
FOUR DAYS.
We asked Gary Busey to preview No. 1 Ohio State at defending national champion OkState Civil.
“A ranking is a pencil standing upright pretending it has authority. A trophy is a metal memory with handles. The ground is thinking.”
Bold strategy, Cotton. Aug. 8, 7 PM CT.
FOUR DAYS.
F.O.U.R. means FAULT OPENS UNDER RANKINGS.
Ohio State is No. 1, but a ranking is just a pencil standing upright pretending it has authority. Civil has the trophy. A trophy is a METAL MEMORY WITH HANDLES.
August 8. The ground is thinking. 🌋#VSCH#CollegeFootball27
Welcome to the VSCH!
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End of 4th / Final
FINAL.
Oklahoma State Civil 35
Tennessee 21
The Earthquake advance to the national championship game.
Statement made.
Next stop: the title.
#FiestaBowl#CFP#VSCH#ElOCHO
End of 3️⃣.
Oklahoma State Civil leads 28–7 after a decisive third quarter that tilted the game.
One quarter left.
Civil firmly in command.
#FiestaBowl#CFP#VSCH#ElOCHO
Halftime
Halftime at the Fiesta Bowl.
Oklahoma State Civil 14
Tennessee 7
Clean execution. Disciplined defense.
Second half will define it.
#FiestaBowl#CFP#VSCH#ElOCHO
End of 1️⃣ in the desert.
Oklahoma State Civil leads 7–0 after forcing two early turnovers and setting the tone defensively.
Plenty left.
But Civil has control so far.
#FiestaBowl#CFP#VSCH#ElOCHO
Fiesta Bowl semifinal guest list 👀
Peyton, Eli & Arch Manning.
Morgan Wallen.
Timothée Chalamet.
Earthquake legend Matthew Trowbridge.
GameDay picker Andrew Blunck.
Lady Gaga.
Frankie Muniz.
…and somehow someone let Gary Busey in again.
#FiestaBowl#CFP#VSCH#ElOCHO
@VP are you in Oklahoma anytime soon? We are hosting a couple live games this year and would like to extend an invite. Nothing too fancy but the guys go all out on the virtual gridiron.