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horseracing legend lizard jeff died in an autoerotic asphyxiation accident last night. he was 42.

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Officials announce Super Bowl LXIV will be held at Boss Hogg’s Family Home in Hazzard County

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Today in sports history, in 1922 Teddy “Boom Boom” Mason hit the biggest fuckin baseball you ever seen

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God damn there was sports happening and I had to go to a stupid birthday party

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Click here for the guaranteed winner of the World Cup 2010 —-> Spain

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Squatting is a sport

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The NFL’s number one wide receiver will not be playing this Sunday due to a pulled ham. League to look into how much ham was pulled. Updates to follow.

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I’m in the bathroom don’t bother me

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You should be happy Thursday Night Football sucks so bad. If it was great next idea would be Wednesday Night Football you have to watch on a disc from Redbox

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Tell us about the biggest lead you’ve ever blown. Blown a big one? Tell us about your biggest blows. One time you really blew one.

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Reminder you can still win the love of your family in Week 5 of the NFL if you [dont] sign up for free contest money and make yourself emotionally available to your loved ones for once in your life. 🏈 💰

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62 home runs is a remarkable achievement even if you’ve never felt the loving touch of a woman I am so lonely

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Saturday Is For The Bok Choy

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Beans is a sport. No replies.

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The Bucs strategy worked! They made the entire organization stand on the field together and spin counterclockwise until they were too dizzy to stand up anymore. #GoBucs

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We'll play our Week 4 matchup at @RJStadium as originally scheduled 🙏

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61! 61!
I’ve had dick warts sixty one times. A record for the ages.

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Jon “Tuna Hammer” Splatz preparing his world record attempt tuna throw

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The orgy has been cancelled due to hurricane asshole

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Today in sports history, in 1922 Teddy “Boom Boom” Mason hit the biggest fuckin baseball you ever seen

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Tom Brady putting the city on his back and drinking all the water before it can hurt anyone. TB12 method recommends drinking half your body weight in water daily! #TB12 #HurricaneIan

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Video from Matt Tilman of Bayshore Blvd in Tampa. The bay being sucked out. #hurricaneian #ian

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I could easily hit for the cycle against the Nationals this year. Braves by 30 is a lock. 🔒